Let's get out there and relate to it.

[anti_cyclone]

Zaphod Beeblebrox: This rock...
Ford Prefect: Er, marble.
Zaphod Beeblebrox: Marble, yeah.
Ford Prefect: Ice-covered marble.
Zaphod Beeblebrox: Yeah. It's, it's, it's slippery as, yeah, what's the slipperiest thing you can think of?
Ford Prefect: At this moment? This marble.
Zaphod Beeblebrox: Right. This marble is as slippery as this marble.

— Douglas Adams, The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy

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#2
CONE
FITS ALL
COFFEEMAKERS

THAT USE A
#2 SIZE
FILTER CONE

— from the box of coffee filters I just bought
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You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All you're doing is recording it.
—Art Buchwald