Jul 02, 2008 23:11
Episode #1 - Mom
The X-Files Movie trailer comes on TV.
Me: I want to see that. Me and every other geek on the planet.
The Mom: Who's in that movie? I mean besides David Duchovny and that woman.
Me: (dies laughing) ........... Gillian Anderson?
The Mom: Yeah. Ok. I don't know who she is.
(Ahahaha...... "and that woman")
Episode #2 - Alison
(Seriously like 5 minutes later)
She called me: Can you look up a phone number for me?
Me: Sure if you can do a favor for me.
Alison: ......... Do you know anything about putty ... ?
I am thoroughly confused and start giggling: What?
Alison: That's what it sounded like you said.
I lost it for a good five minutes. Laughing, wheezing, crying, the works.
Alison: So what did you say?
Me trying to compose myself: Can you do a favor for me?
Alison: OH! Ok.
Finish up conversation.
Me: So what did you think I said so I can tell mom?
Alison: Do you know anything about putty ... or something like that. That's what I (think I) heard.
It didn't sound like you were speaking English!
I lose it again, and hang up.
humor,
family