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[ooc: UHHH anyone prone to seizures should skip this post??]

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As the accountant and occasional forced recruit on particular assignments, I do not see why I must also publicize.

I am not paid enough for this.

And I will find whoever baked my color coordinated sharpies into that abysmal cake.

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ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF THE CITY

Comments

network; /seizure

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You forgot the sparkles, Ishida-san!

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Sparkles aren't professional.

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But they're certainly eye-catching!!

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I believe that too many eye-catching devices, however, would serve only to distract and irritate.

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...Ishida-san?

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Urahara-sama?

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We're trying to distract our customers from the other companies who do a rather poor job.

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I would like the sparkles.

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When I spoke of distraction, I meant away from us. Sparkles would be too much. Don't make me use sparkles

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I think they'd look best around our phone number!

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There.

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Perfect, Ishida-san!! Well done!

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I'll be sure to have Kurosaki-san make you coffee as well~.

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Don't bother. Now that you've publicly stated that it would be for me, I'm sure he'd spit in it.