[ooc: UHHH anyone prone to seizures should skip this post??]
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As the accountant and occasional forced recruit on particular assignments, I do not see why I must also publicize.
I am not paid enough for this.
And I will find whoever baked my color coordinated sharpies into that abysmal cake.
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ATTENTION, CITIZENS OF THE CITY!
Has
THIS ever happened to you?
Nothing ruins a casual drive more than the an unwelcome
Backstreet Driver!
Needless to say,
THIS will put a damper on anyone's afternoon!
Yes, folks --
THE SPIRITS ARE AMONG US!
SHINIGAMI, INC.
If you have a ghost problem, we will help you! Spirit slayers, ghost busters, vanquishers of the vile! Shinigami, Inc. is here to make you comfortable in this world, while keeping the other one out of it! Spirits are among us, but not for long.
Give us a call at 1-888-555-SHINIGAMI.
EXT. 666 TO SPEAK WITH MADAM FRITTOTA FOR ALL YOUR DIVINING NEEDS. Financed by Kuchiki Corp.
I trust that is sufficient, Urahara-sama?
EDIT LMAO: [THIS IS ON ICHIGO'S COMPUTER SCREEN WHEN HE RETURNS FROM THE REST ROOM]
[ooc: Bed time! I'll get to you cool cats tomorrow 8)]