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[PRIVATE | NOTES OF AN EX-BOYFRIEND | SHOULD BE UNHACKABLE BUT ... IT AIN'T 8)]
To-Do List
- Trip Walker-san at all and every opportunity
- Say something nice to Kurosaki at least once a week month
- Send Kurosaki something nice and anonymous!
- Sneak into Kuchiki-san's room. Adjust all clothing seams to be either one size too small or three sizes too large
- Send Walker-san stamps courtesy of the City Post with poisoned glue
- Mail Kuchiki-san Bunny-shaped pez dispenser with arsenic in pez
- Point out at every opportunity how short and childlike Kuchiki-san is, for example,
"How often does she raid your dear sister's closet, Kurosaki?"
- Point out the ridiculous shade of Walker-san's hair as often as possible, but without making it seem as if his and Kurosaki's bizarre hair colours make them in some way destined
- Bake cupcakes. Frost them with superglue laced icing. Send to Walker-san and Kuchiki-san.
All of it. I have labored and slaved and done all of it! And yet, I still -- I still --
Well! If I cannot be happy, then no one can.
[/Private]
Doumeki-san, Watanuki-san, I would like to discuss something with you~.
[ooc: Ichigo's Ex-Boyfriend WANTS. HIM. BACK. And, something else, too. 8)]
To-Do List
- Trip Walker-san at all and every opportunity
- Say something nice to Kurosaki at least once a week month
- Send Kurosaki something nice and anonymous!
- Sneak into Kuchiki-san's room. Adjust all clothing seams to be either one size too small or three sizes too large
- Send Walker-san stamps courtesy of the City Post with poisoned glue
- Mail Kuchiki-san Bunny-shaped pez dispenser with arsenic in pez
- Point out at every opportunity how short and childlike Kuchiki-san is, for example,
"How often does she raid your dear sister's closet, Kurosaki?"
- Point out the ridiculous shade of Walker-san's hair as often as possible, but without making it seem as if his and Kurosaki's bizarre hair colours make them in some way destined
- Bake cupcakes. Frost them with superglue laced icing. Send to Walker-san and Kuchiki-san.
All of it. I have labored and slaved and done all of it! And yet, I still -- I still --
Well! If I cannot be happy, then no one can.
[/Private]
Doumeki-san, Watanuki-san, I would like to discuss something with you~.
[ooc: Ichigo's Ex-Boyfriend WANTS. HIM. BACK. And, something else, too. 8)]