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Oct 20, 2008 17:58




She... really left, didn't she? That kind of thing, leaving... that kind of thing is always more difficult for the people left behind. The ones who do it just have a beautiful adventure to look forward to, and if they're heroes, they're going to win anyway, since the dragon will just be really nice and roll over even if he's not defeated - dragons are nice like that, Daddy's seen one, she let him ride one too - veeeeeery exciting, except for the part where Daddy wanted to throw up once or ten times, but that doesn't matter in the end, right?

Um.

Something did matter in the end, though, didn't it? I'll remember soon, I bet as much. I really do. Daddy's just that perfect.

Au revoir, Mademoiselle Eclair. Finalement, notre adieu. Pas doux.

Between all these really-really sad events and all the competitions Daddy can't participate in because you're all so very mean and won't make a special contest that he'll win at no matter what -

...hang on.

ALL RIGHT. NEW PLAN AND NEW COMPETITION:

WHOEVER HOSTS AND ENCHANTS MORE LADIES IS THE ONE TRUE WINNER TO RULE THEM ALL!

...try beating the King at that. Actually, don't, cause when you fail miiiiiiiiseraaaaaaaaablllllllllllllyyyyyyy ~~~~ before the one true Host Lord, some innocent maidens might end up thinking you're moe in some weird puppy-eyed way. SO NO PUPPY EYES, THAT'S CHEATING! Unless Daddy's doing it. Then it's. Er. A demonstration. EXACTLY.

And of course, Halloween seasons being what it is, expect a nice surprise soon, all right? As long as the Hitachiin twins aren't planning it again. ♥

[ooc: expect him to be less lulzy and proner to wooing as he tries to win the "new competition" >>!]

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