voice post
Um.
[ poorly faked sneeze fit ever]
Hap-choo!
Hapchoo!
HAPCHOOOOOOO!
[very robotically]
Oh look. Daddy is.
...sick.
He will go to the doctor’s now.
All day long.
Ahem.
Ah, so sorry, some of us have a... er... um... cold. UGLY, UGLY GERMS, SO HORRIBLE, SO WRONG, DON’T GET CLOSE - HOST CLUB CLOSED TODAY, BYE-BYE!
[ooc: ...baby-Hufflepuff badger and ashamed of it. He’ll be hiding under covers. >D ]