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http://www.nerve.com/regulars/singlelife/001/ When Grandpa told you how he defeated Hitler and made the world safe
for democracy, he probably didn't include the part about the wall jobs.
The Royal Air Force might have ruled the skies, but the
blacked-out streets of 1940s London belonged to the "Piccadilly
Commandos," British girls dolled up in nylons and garters and looking
for a good time. For a nominal fee or just for fun, they would take you
by the hand to a doorway or alley for a brief encounter taken standing
up against the nearest masonry - the infamous "wall job." "We weren't
really being immoral, there was a war going on," protested one British
lass.
Looking at it more than sixty years after the
fact, the results of taking the healthy male youth of America, putting
them together in the locker-room environment of the Army, giving them
good food, ample pocket money, fresh air and exercise after years of
the Great Depression, and then sending them out into the world to kill
or be killed are as unsurprising as they were unavoidable. The action
in the Iliad
begins with Achilles and Agamemnon quarrelling over the serving-girl
Briseis, and, though the warriors of the Second World War did battle
with aircraft and tanks of steel rather than swords and spears of
bronze, their main obsession remained the same. What they don't tell
you on The History Channel is that for all of its bloodshed, horror,
bureaucracy, and grief, World War II was the biggest sexual spree in
history.
England wasn't the only place where the boys in uniform were
getting it on, of course. Thousands of servicemen found their way to
the brothels of Honolulu's Hotel Street, where they lined up in
block-long queues to visit some 250 registered prostitutes, each of
whom made Annabel Chong look like an amateur by servicing some 100 men
a day at a rate of three dollars for three minutes. When the Honolulu
madams tried to cash in on wartime profiteering by raising the fee to
five dollars, Major Frank Steer, the commander of the island's military
police, followed the example set by the Roosevelt Administration's
wartime price caps by proclaiming "The price of meat is still three
dollars." Even without the benefit of laissez-faire capitalism, the
brothels on Oahu were rumored to have raked in ten million dollars a
year. Likewise, George S. Patton, famous for his dictum "A man who
won't fuck, won't fight," established official brothels wherever he
went - six in Palermo alone. The Cairo brothels in particular were
renowned for their raunch, and in South Asia, American servicemen were
appreciative of the thriving bordello industry that was the legacy of
the British Empire.
Though the battlefront, where men and
machines clashed in the horror of industrial warfare, was a decidedly
unsexy location, there were plenty of opportunities for getting some in
the rear. "Voulez-vous couchez avecmoi?" was a French phrase all GIs knew, and
one survey estimated that the average US soldier who fought his way
across from D-Day to the fall of Berlin had slept with twenty-five
women. Italian women, in particular, were known for being very
aggressive; about seventy-five percent of the American soldiers in
Italy had sex with the signorinas, often paying for the
privilege with cash or goods sorely needed by the starving civilians.
As a GI handbook of 1943 said, "The type of woman who approaches you on
the street in Italy and says 'Please give me a cigarette' isn't looking
for a smoke."
What makes this all the more remarkable was
America's sexual naiveté at the beginning of the war. A survey of
high-school boys conducted in 1939 and 1940 by Glenn Ramsey, who would
later be a colleague of Alfred Kinsey, showed that only one in twenty
knew what "masturbation" was, one in ten knew the definition of the word
"virgin" and three out of four didn't know that women menstruate. The
closest thing to sex ed were crudely illustrated "Tijuana Bibles,"
which answered such burning questions as "I wonder what it actually
looks like when Popeye and Olive Oyl fuck."
In contrast, military life was like a high
school locker room, multiplied by a factor of a million - and if anyone
still had any doubts, Uncle Sam was eager to give them a remedial
education. "The 'easy' girl-friend spreads Syphillis and Gonorrhoea,
which unless properly treated may result in blindness, insanity,
paralysis, premature death," read one famous poster featuring a
flirtatious skull in a flowered hat. Training films sought to dissuade
soldiers and sailors from partaking in the pleasures of the flesh by
showing endless parades of pustulent penises, together with the
consequences of not getting such maladies attended to immediately. Even
Disney got into the act, producing an animated short (A Few Quick Facts #7 - Venereal Disease) to keep American servicemen on the straight-and-narrow.
Naturally, abstinence-based education didn't
work any better then than it does now, and the War Department, ever
pragmatic, wasn't eager to repeat the mistakes of World War I, when
official prudery and refusal to provide condoms resulted in more
soldiers contracting syphilis - at that time, incurable and deadly -
than getting wounded in battle. Not only did the Army provide thick,
government-issued rubbers to the troops, it made the "pro-station"
(short for "prophylaxis station") as ubiquitous a feature of military
life as creamed chipped beef on toast. No matter where the station was
located, the mandatory procedure was the same: The private's privates
were examined by a medical corpsman, and an antiseptic chemical
solution was injected into his urethra. He was instructed to hold the
concoction in his bladder and then urinate. An antibiotic salve was
applied, and everything was wrapped up like a Christmas present. (As
horrified as I was to learn about the urethra-cleansing, at least it
explained why my grandfather always says to me, "Be good, but if you
can't be good, be careful.")
So what was Grandma doing while Grandpa was
off with the Italian girls? Probably the same thing: Only about half of
the servicemen with wives and girlfriends polled in the 1945 study
thought that their partners had been true to them. On her lunch breaks
from assembling bombers, Rosie the Riveter might have taken some time
to nail the lucky 4F guys who were left behind. Ellsworth "Sonny"
Wisecarver, a.k.a. "The Woo Woo Kid" (played by Patrick Dempsey in the
1987 movie In the Mood), personified American anxiety about
infidelity on the homefront: Sonny was only fourteen in 1944 when he
took up with an older woman who already had two children by her
common-law husband - and then, after their marriage was annulled and he
was sternly warned by a judge, ran away with another older woman, the
wife of a Marine.
Wisecarver's inadvertent celebrity, which
ended when he finally married a girl his own age, also highlighted
another American wartime obsession - underage sex. "School-age children
without supervision are playing hooky from school and spending their
time on the streets, in theaters, and other places of amusement,"
solemnly intoned the narrator of As the Twig Is Bent,
a 1943 warning film produced by the Aetna insurance corporation of
Hartford, Connecticut, as two clean-cut teenagers, no doubt on the road
to ruin, drank forbidden beer and danced awkwardly to a jukebox.
"Teenage boys and girls are leaving high schools and colleges for
well-paying jobs. Pockets filled with money, these young people are
seeking dangerous thrills and excitement in semi-darkened taverns,
where jukeboxes and dance floors often lead to trouble. Young,
romantically-inclined girls, confused by the hero-worshipping spirit of
wartime, are finding it hard to resist the glamour of military
uniforms."
Eventually, of course, the boys came home,
the girls went back into the kitchen, the kids went back to school, and
everybody tried to pretend that everything was the same as it always
had been. Yet, even after Grandpa and Grandma settled down in their new
suburban bungalow, bought a Studebaker, and popped out a few Baby
Boomers, they never could put the past behind them - as was
demonstrated by the nation's newfound tastes for Playboy and
the Kinsey Reports, by the women who wanted to reclaim the economic
freedom they had found working on the assembly line, and by the first
inklings of the sexual revolution. World War II had changed everything
- and sixty years later, we're still dealing with its legacy.
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