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Aside from the red sox getting their ass handed to them yesterday by chicago and making my roomates very sad, monday and tuesday were pretty good days. So when wednesday snuck up on me and sucked, it caught me completely off guard. You should also note that its not even 3:30 yet and the day already sucks. So on my way to my first class this morning, one of those goth girls feeling all depressed about her life isn't looking where she's going because clearly the pattern that she drew on her shoes is more important than whatever it is she's about to walk into (me on my bike in this case). So I swerve at the last minute because its crowded and theres nowhere else to go and i narrowly miss crashing into this huge (and i do mean huge) flower pot. Yeah great idea Mr. Landscaper, quick thinking putting that huge obstacle in the middle of the sidewalk. Go back to Mexico. I end up just clipping my pedal on the flower pot which of course sends me flying. Not only is this embarrasing ( i thought i'd avoided that with the tray incident) because there are literally thousands of people walking to their class, but it also hurt like a bitch and i now have a huge scrape on my leg. Thank you for that.
So I go to my first class (philosophy) which is boring as usual and now that Mike Burakoff has dropped it, isn't even entertaining anymore. I have an hour and a half for lunch after that so i decide to get some food. I figure i can either go for my usual (chocolate poptarts and a dr pepper) or I can go get some real food. I opted for the real food. Sadly there was none to be found. I get to the dining common and there is Chicken with orange on it.....literally....orange....not the fruit....just the color....it was, in a word, disgusting. and some old french fries. yummy. so feeling thoroughly unsatisfied, I head to Excersize Science. I sit through that lecture and mentally prepare myself for the doom that will come the next to fridays in that class when i have a quiz and an exam. Then history. after history (in which i have an exam on friday also) I head to the study group. I leave after 20 minutes because its stupid and pointless (and i was in a bad mood and hungry) and go outside to get my bike.
which is broken
somebody ripped the chains off the gear because they were an idiot and thought that you could get the wheel off that way and then, when that didnt work evidently got frustrated because they bent my handle barsback towards the seat while leaving the wheel in place so that, even if i put the chain back on, the bike would still be unrideable. So then I have to carry ( because I can't even walk it) the stupid broken piece of junk all the way back up to my dorm which, yes, is at the top of a fucking mountain.
so now i'm home and at the end (schoolwise) of this wonderful day i'm going to share with you the many things that annoy me:
people who don't look where they are going
other bikers who think that speeding through crowds of people is a good idea
cars who think that whipping out of a parking space is a good idea
when the cafeteria ruins chicken.....i mean come on....its chicken....just fucking serve it
whoever fucked up my bike
whoever it was that invited me to the facebook group "Campus Bikers Suck"
myself for joining that group because campus bikers do, in fact, suck
people who walk balkwards in the cafeteria because they are talking to their friends
the people who can't puke IN the toilet and instead just all around it or on the seat
people who puke in the shower
construction outside our window at 7 in the morning
people who run through doors because it doesn't occur to them that someone might be on the other side
well now i feel a little better after having put all this hate out there in the world. I think i'm gonna go tell some adopted kids that mommy and daddy aren't their real parents. And that they're probably only here because a condom broke in the bathroom at Walmart. then i'm gonna go to see world.
maybe take my pants off....
So I go to my first class (philosophy) which is boring as usual and now that Mike Burakoff has dropped it, isn't even entertaining anymore. I have an hour and a half for lunch after that so i decide to get some food. I figure i can either go for my usual (chocolate poptarts and a dr pepper) or I can go get some real food. I opted for the real food. Sadly there was none to be found. I get to the dining common and there is Chicken with orange on it.....literally....orange....not the fruit....just the color....it was, in a word, disgusting. and some old french fries. yummy. so feeling thoroughly unsatisfied, I head to Excersize Science. I sit through that lecture and mentally prepare myself for the doom that will come the next to fridays in that class when i have a quiz and an exam. Then history. after history (in which i have an exam on friday also) I head to the study group. I leave after 20 minutes because its stupid and pointless (and i was in a bad mood and hungry) and go outside to get my bike.
which is broken
somebody ripped the chains off the gear because they were an idiot and thought that you could get the wheel off that way and then, when that didnt work evidently got frustrated because they bent my handle barsback towards the seat while leaving the wheel in place so that, even if i put the chain back on, the bike would still be unrideable. So then I have to carry ( because I can't even walk it) the stupid broken piece of junk all the way back up to my dorm which, yes, is at the top of a fucking mountain.
so now i'm home and at the end (schoolwise) of this wonderful day i'm going to share with you the many things that annoy me:
people who don't look where they are going
other bikers who think that speeding through crowds of people is a good idea
cars who think that whipping out of a parking space is a good idea
when the cafeteria ruins chicken.....i mean come on....its chicken....just fucking serve it
whoever fucked up my bike
whoever it was that invited me to the facebook group "Campus Bikers Suck"
myself for joining that group because campus bikers do, in fact, suck
people who walk balkwards in the cafeteria because they are talking to their friends
the people who can't puke IN the toilet and instead just all around it or on the seat
people who puke in the shower
construction outside our window at 7 in the morning
people who run through doors because it doesn't occur to them that someone might be on the other side
well now i feel a little better after having put all this hate out there in the world. I think i'm gonna go tell some adopted kids that mommy and daddy aren't their real parents. And that they're probably only here because a condom broke in the bathroom at Walmart. then i'm gonna go to see world.
maybe take my pants off....