Here he comes to save the day! Captain A!
The battle is a fierce one, one not to be taken lightly, and one not likely to be soon forgotten. The battle is fought daily, the persistance of the enemy foul and heavy. But fear not, for we have those on our side, on the side of common sense to help us wage this war. *snickers*
The Players
Royland, Royland the Gunslinger from a distant land and time. Mysteriously brought here. Teacher in the way of the gunslinger to Toru.
captain_Anachronism, A cyborg ninja alien from the future, come back in time and possibly space to defeat gunslingers who roam the roads of fantasy games.
You cleared your mind.
Captain_Anachronism appears.
Captain_Anachronism crashes down onto the road in a mysterous metal cube., sending shockwaves about the area. One side of hte cube slams forward, and a dark mist pours out. From out of this mist steps a mysterious being, whose body shines like armor in places, melding with skin in others. His eyes, one glowing red and the other pale blue, fall onto Royland.
Colette narrows her eyes slightly at Rosencrantz as she continues to clean the drying blood from her hand. "I'm fine," she says coldly.
Captain_Anachronism says [to Royland] : I am here to defeat you. I have been sent here from the year 20XX.
Rosencrantz nods to Colette before he simply turns and walks into the forest.
Kanesta mlts out of the shadows and bows to those gathered.
Tauria watches the very strange man with a look of curious fascination.
Royland says [to captain_Anachronism] : I have no time nor patience for you. Leave me be.
Kire eyes Kanesta curiously, his speckled eyes softly shimmer.
Colette finishes cleaning her hand off and casts a final glance over the occupants of the road before turning and disappearing into the shadows of the forest.
Captain_Anachronism says [to Royland] : Bzzzzzt, Does not compute. I am here ot destroy you, Royland the Gunslinger.
Captain_Anachronism faces Royland, and his hands retract into his arms, long metal blades growing in their place. From these blades grow more blades, and from those blades throwing star launchers.
Seferoth nods before moving directly to the public board.
Royland says [to captain_Anachronism] : What are you, an idiot? Or just trying to get on my nerves?
Rainy nods politely to Seferoth
Captain_Anachronism says [to Royland] : I am no idiot. I am Captain_Anachronism. Cyborg Ninja Alien from 20XX. Resistance is futile, prepare to be doomed.
Kanesta glances over at Kire, catching his gaze upon her and smiles faintly, her own gaze shimmering in the moonlight. She moves to a nearby tree and leans against it watching those gathered at the road.
Captain_Anachronism says [to Royland] : Time for preperations are over. You are now doomed.
Aurican looks at Kire.
Captain_Anachronism launches several dozen throwing stars at Royland at four times the speed of sound, creaitng a sonic boom across the road.
Royland says [to captain_Anachronism] : Screw off
Rainy tilts her head
Captain_Anachronism asks Royland: Why do you not take me seriously, gunslinging unit?
Kire quietly walks toward where Kanesta stands, he stops a few feet away and falls silent.
Kanesta says [to Kire] : *glances back to you and raises an eyebrow* Do you need something, drow?
Royland says [to captain_Anachronism] : because a cyborg alien ninja is the gayest tackiest thing i have ever heard of
Kire 's eyes quickly fall to the ground, "I.. I.."
Rainy laughs and puts her hand to her mouth "Oh man that was a burn Royland" *holds out her hand for a high five*
Royland slaps Rainy a five
Captain_Anachronism says [to Royland] : A coincidence. A gunslinger seems rather gay and tacky to me. And my gay and tacky sensors are four thosuand times as advanced as your own. Observe.
Captain_Anachronism's chest opens up, revealing a gauge reading "tacky" and a gauge reading "gay meaning lame, which is a usage offensive to homosexuals but has entered the colloquial speach nontheless" Both needles are in the red. Or would be, if they had needles. Instead they have digital needles. How futuristic.
Rainy laughs and looks at captain_Anachronism
Kanesta says [to Kire] : *crosses her arms and smirks a bit, her eyes flasing* Well? Spit it out? Or can you not speak properly?*she smiles a bit flashing fangs for a moment*
Captain_Anachronism says [to Rainy] : Seriously. How can you advocate a man cleaning his guns in a fantasy realm and not a cyborg alien ninja?
Kire eyes Kanesta nervously, "I.. I am able to speak properly.."
Royland says [to captain_Anachronism] : There are other worlds that these. Ka has lead me to this one. And a man who slings guns is much more realistic even to this world, than a cyborg alien ninja
Rainy says [to captain_Anachronism] : Okay man you're in the wrong roleplaying game..okay ..go to some space game..and leave us alone
Kanesta says [to Kire] : *nods a bit and chuckles* Fine...so I ask again. Do you need something drow? tis obvious you came over here for a reason..so out with it.
Captain_Anachronism posted something on the public board.
(The post- From: captain_Anachronism
Posted: Saturday, October 2, 06:42:34
*carved into the wood by futuristic lasers meant to simulate old fashioned wood carvings. They do so, but with more precision.* Let this be a warning to gunslingers of all varieties. Captain_Anachronism has come. My cyborg ninja alien sensors will allow me to locate your position to within one hundreth of a decainch, which is a unit of measure wholely unknown to your primitive world but is quite accurate, trust me.)
Captain_Anachronism says [to Rainy] : So is Royland
Captain_Anachronism says [to Royland] : Are you going to dney the fact that if there are other worlds than these, there could be a world in which cyborg alien ninjas exist?
Kire says [to Kanesta] : *smiles shyly* I.. Well.. I was wondering.. What your name would be..?
Captain_Anachronism says [to Royland] : You know, one might claim that at least the cyborg alien ninja is an ORIGINAL idiotic idea. You are simply stolen from a popular novel series by stephen king. Except with a y. Are you Royland Deyschain? The Guynsliger?
Kanesta says [to Kire] : *laughs darkly and flashes a grin* All that to ask my name. Tsk, what is this land coming to?*bows a bit* I am called Kanesta to most here, though I have been known by other names. And you would be?
Captain_Anachronism says [to Rainy] : In fact, Royland is not only better suited to a western or post-apocalyptic setting, he is better suited to a novel rather than a game. Or a series of novels. Writeen by Stephen King.
Rainy smiles and puts her arm around Royland "Yeah, this guy is annoying"
Captain_Anachronism will stop tryin got make a point to people who deserve only to gargle bleach.
Captain_Anachronism left the game.
Royland smiles at Rainy "Derp! lol ooc- of course i got it from The Dark Tower seiries, those novels rock, lol, and at least a gunslinger isnt gay. Right?"
The Players
Royland, Royland the Gunslinger from a distant land and time. Mysteriously brought here. Teacher in the way of the gunslinger to Toru.
captain_Anachronism, A cyborg ninja alien from the future, come back in time and possibly space to defeat gunslingers who roam the roads of fantasy games.
You cleared your mind.
Captain_Anachronism appears.
Captain_Anachronism crashes down onto the road in a mysterous metal cube., sending shockwaves about the area. One side of hte cube slams forward, and a dark mist pours out. From out of this mist steps a mysterious being, whose body shines like armor in places, melding with skin in others. His eyes, one glowing red and the other pale blue, fall onto Royland.
Colette narrows her eyes slightly at Rosencrantz as she continues to clean the drying blood from her hand. "I'm fine," she says coldly.
Captain_Anachronism says [to Royland] : I am here to defeat you. I have been sent here from the year 20XX.
Rosencrantz nods to Colette before he simply turns and walks into the forest.
Kanesta mlts out of the shadows and bows to those gathered.
Tauria watches the very strange man with a look of curious fascination.
Royland says [to captain_Anachronism] : I have no time nor patience for you. Leave me be.
Kire eyes Kanesta curiously, his speckled eyes softly shimmer.
Colette finishes cleaning her hand off and casts a final glance over the occupants of the road before turning and disappearing into the shadows of the forest.
Captain_Anachronism says [to Royland] : Bzzzzzt, Does not compute. I am here ot destroy you, Royland the Gunslinger.
Captain_Anachronism faces Royland, and his hands retract into his arms, long metal blades growing in their place. From these blades grow more blades, and from those blades throwing star launchers.
Seferoth nods before moving directly to the public board.
Royland says [to captain_Anachronism] : What are you, an idiot? Or just trying to get on my nerves?
Rainy nods politely to Seferoth
Captain_Anachronism says [to Royland] : I am no idiot. I am Captain_Anachronism. Cyborg Ninja Alien from 20XX. Resistance is futile, prepare to be doomed.
Kanesta glances over at Kire, catching his gaze upon her and smiles faintly, her own gaze shimmering in the moonlight. She moves to a nearby tree and leans against it watching those gathered at the road.
Captain_Anachronism says [to Royland] : Time for preperations are over. You are now doomed.
Aurican looks at Kire.
Captain_Anachronism launches several dozen throwing stars at Royland at four times the speed of sound, creaitng a sonic boom across the road.
Royland says [to captain_Anachronism] : Screw off
Rainy tilts her head
Captain_Anachronism asks Royland: Why do you not take me seriously, gunslinging unit?
Kire quietly walks toward where Kanesta stands, he stops a few feet away and falls silent.
Kanesta says [to Kire] : *glances back to you and raises an eyebrow* Do you need something, drow?
Royland says [to captain_Anachronism] : because a cyborg alien ninja is the gayest tackiest thing i have ever heard of
Kire 's eyes quickly fall to the ground, "I.. I.."
Rainy laughs and puts her hand to her mouth "Oh man that was a burn Royland" *holds out her hand for a high five*
Royland slaps Rainy a five
Captain_Anachronism says [to Royland] : A coincidence. A gunslinger seems rather gay and tacky to me. And my gay and tacky sensors are four thosuand times as advanced as your own. Observe.
Captain_Anachronism's chest opens up, revealing a gauge reading "tacky" and a gauge reading "gay meaning lame, which is a usage offensive to homosexuals but has entered the colloquial speach nontheless" Both needles are in the red. Or would be, if they had needles. Instead they have digital needles. How futuristic.
Rainy laughs and looks at captain_Anachronism
Kanesta says [to Kire] : *crosses her arms and smirks a bit, her eyes flasing* Well? Spit it out? Or can you not speak properly?*she smiles a bit flashing fangs for a moment*
Captain_Anachronism says [to Rainy] : Seriously. How can you advocate a man cleaning his guns in a fantasy realm and not a cyborg alien ninja?
Kire eyes Kanesta nervously, "I.. I am able to speak properly.."
Royland says [to captain_Anachronism] : There are other worlds that these. Ka has lead me to this one. And a man who slings guns is much more realistic even to this world, than a cyborg alien ninja
Rainy says [to captain_Anachronism] : Okay man you're in the wrong roleplaying game..okay ..go to some space game..and leave us alone
Kanesta says [to Kire] : *nods a bit and chuckles* Fine...so I ask again. Do you need something drow? tis obvious you came over here for a reason..so out with it.
Captain_Anachronism posted something on the public board.
(The post- From: captain_Anachronism
Posted: Saturday, October 2, 06:42:34
*carved into the wood by futuristic lasers meant to simulate old fashioned wood carvings. They do so, but with more precision.* Let this be a warning to gunslingers of all varieties. Captain_Anachronism has come. My cyborg ninja alien sensors will allow me to locate your position to within one hundreth of a decainch, which is a unit of measure wholely unknown to your primitive world but is quite accurate, trust me.)
Captain_Anachronism says [to Rainy] : So is Royland
Captain_Anachronism says [to Royland] : Are you going to dney the fact that if there are other worlds than these, there could be a world in which cyborg alien ninjas exist?
Kire says [to Kanesta] : *smiles shyly* I.. Well.. I was wondering.. What your name would be..?
Captain_Anachronism says [to Royland] : You know, one might claim that at least the cyborg alien ninja is an ORIGINAL idiotic idea. You are simply stolen from a popular novel series by stephen king. Except with a y. Are you Royland Deyschain? The Guynsliger?
Kanesta says [to Kire] : *laughs darkly and flashes a grin* All that to ask my name. Tsk, what is this land coming to?*bows a bit* I am called Kanesta to most here, though I have been known by other names. And you would be?
Captain_Anachronism says [to Rainy] : In fact, Royland is not only better suited to a western or post-apocalyptic setting, he is better suited to a novel rather than a game. Or a series of novels. Writeen by Stephen King.
Rainy smiles and puts her arm around Royland "Yeah, this guy is annoying"
Captain_Anachronism will stop tryin got make a point to people who deserve only to gargle bleach.
Captain_Anachronism left the game.
Royland smiles at Rainy "Derp! lol ooc- of course i got it from The Dark Tower seiries, those novels rock, lol, and at least a gunslinger isnt gay. Right?"