Yes, yes, I know I'm over a year late to the party. That's why I'm not bothering with a spoiler-cut. Also, half of this has already been spoiled to me at some point in the past.

ACT 1 (IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER):

Oh jesus I hate "modern warfare" games. More specifically, I hate modern-day Middle East settings in games. Old-style ones, like in Assassin's ( Read more... )