Dear Jeffrey Holmes of Cape Coral (aka: Jigga)
Dear Jeffrey,
Well, your non-response over the Adobe coupled with the warnings on Craigslist to avoid sending Western Union is any indication, you have successfully scammed us. Congratulations. You have money for a Wii game or something.
I feel bad for you, though. I'm sorry about your brother Randy. I'm sure he loves you no matter what you do. In fact, if he were still alive, he would probably high-five you for pulling one over on a couple of suckers. But now, I can't help but think he's smiling tolerantly wherever he is, shaking his head, hoping that someday his kid brother might stop contributing to the suck in this world (since there is so much of it). I bet you've been victim of your share of suck, and that's why you're just passing it on. Don't worry, we won't pass it on.
Have a beautiful life, Jeffrey.
Well, your non-response over the Adobe coupled with the warnings on Craigslist to avoid sending Western Union is any indication, you have successfully scammed us. Congratulations. You have money for a Wii game or something.
I feel bad for you, though. I'm sorry about your brother Randy. I'm sure he loves you no matter what you do. In fact, if he were still alive, he would probably high-five you for pulling one over on a couple of suckers. But now, I can't help but think he's smiling tolerantly wherever he is, shaking his head, hoping that someday his kid brother might stop contributing to the suck in this world (since there is so much of it). I bet you've been victim of your share of suck, and that's why you're just passing it on. Don't worry, we won't pass it on.
Have a beautiful life, Jeffrey.