Why can't the whole world smell of shea butter?

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Poll MOST RELEVANT TO MY WRITING INTERESTS

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PR AU would feature matchmaking!Slashdragon, as always, saying such ridiculous things as: "But really, Emrys, shouldn't you be trying to win the heart of young Pendragon? I have seen the way you look at him, and he has busted out the leather trousers twice already this season -- twice! -- which he doesn't do

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I HAVE BEEN MARATHONING QAF ALL WEEK, IT'S RIDICULOUS. I'VE EVEN ROPED ONE OF MY RL FRIENDS INTO WATCHING IT WITH ME, SO WE'RE WORKING OUR WAY THROUGH S1 TOGETHER, AND I'VE BEEN WATCHING SOME EPS FROM LATER SEASONS ON MY OWN, AND JUST. AKSLHGSLHGSWA I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE THEM.

ALSO, I THINK I'VE DECIDED THAT SLASHDRAGON IN QAF!AU WOULD BE DEBBIE NOVOTNY. SLASHDRAGON TOTES HAS THE BEST ROLES IN AU FICS, Y/Y? ARTHUR SHOULD BE JEALOUS, EXCEPT HE GETS TO BE HEIDI KLUM AND BRIAN FUCKING KINNEY, SO ACTUALLY NO, HE SHOULDN'T BE.

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IT'S MY SECOND TIME TRYING TO WATCH IT, FIRST TIME PUTTING FORTH ACTUAL EFFORT, AND I AM FALLING ALL OVER MYSELF ABOUT IT. I AM SO IN LOVE WITH ALL OF THE CHARACTERS EXCEPT MAYBE TED, WHO IS TOO CONSISTENTLY A DOUCHE FOR ME TO REALLY APPRECIATE. BUT JUSTIN IS SARCASTIC AND WONDERFUL, AND I WANT AN EMMETT OF MY VERY OWN, AND BRIAN IS SERIOUSLY ONE OF THE BEST CHARACTERS I THINK I'VE EVER ENCOUNTERED. HE'S JUST SO BEAUTIFULLY COMPLEX AND LAYERED, AND I COULD SPEND DAYS ANALYZING HIM AND STILL NOT HAVE HIM UNDERSTOOD ENTIRELY, AND I LOVE HIM SO FUCKING MUCH FOR THAT. OH BRIAN

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IT IS V DIFFICULT TO DESCRIBE BRIAN KINNEY. I LIKE TO THINK IT'S BECAUSE HIS LEVEL OF AWESOME SAYS A BIG "FUCK YOU" TO ANY LANGUAGE THAT TRIES TO DEFINE IT, BUT IT'S PROBABLY MORE BECAUSE THERE ARE SO MANY LAYERS AND SIDES TO HIM THAT NO ONE DESCRIPTOR REALLY DOES HIM JUSTICE. HE'S NOBLE SOMETIMES, BUT NEVER WITHOUT HIS OWN SELFISH MOTIVATIONS, EVEN IF THEY ARE BURIED DEEP DOWN. AND HE CARES DEEPLY ABOUT THE PEOPLE HE LETS HIMSELF CARE ABOUT, BUT THEY'RE FEW AND FAR BETWEEN, AND IT TAKES FOREVER AND A DAY FOR HIM TO EVEN ADMIT THAT HE MIGHT CARE ABOUT THEM, AND EVEN LONGER TO ACTUALLY TELL THEM THAT. AND JUST. YEAH, I THINK "MAGNIFICENT BASTARD" MIGHT WORK BEST HERE, BECAUSE THAT'S SORT OF WHAT HE IS. OH BRIAN. ♥ AND OMG YES YOU DOOOO. I AM ON 2X10 RIGHT NOW, COME WATCH AND FLAIL OVER THEM WITH MEEEE

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OH BB. HOW DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY FLOW CHART KINK? OMFG I THINK A FLOW CHART OF BRIAN KINNEY WOULD BE FULL OF, LIKE, ALL THE AWESOME AND ORGANIZED SEX APPEAL AND SPARKLES IN THE WORLD. ALSO ORGASMS. CAN'T FORGET THOSE. AND YES, I'M STARTING TO THINK HE REALLY IS THE BEST CHARACTER EVER, EXCEPT MAYBE FOR THE DOCTOR. AND NOW I AM THINKING OF BRIAN KINNEY FUCKING THE DOCTOR IN THE TARDIS, AND OMFG I THINK THE WORLD JUST BROKE. HE'S LIKE JACK HARKNESS, ONLY 9358946728953015728 TIMES BETTER. OR WORSE. BUT EITHER WAY, AWESOME

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IMAGINE THEM IN THE TARDIS TOGETHER, GOD. THE DOCTOR WOULD DEVELOP PERMANENT EYE TWITCHES AND SORE THROATS FROM TELLING THEM TO STOP THE FLIRTING ALL THE TIME. AND JACK MIGHT ACTUALLY STOP, BUT BRIAN WOULDN'T. HE'D ROLL HIS EYES AND COCK HIS HEAD ALL "BITCH, PLEASE" AND THEN HE'D GRAB THE GUY HE HAD BEEN CHATTING UP AND START MAKING OUT WITH HIM, FUCKING HIS TONGUE INTO THE GUY'S MOUTH AND MOANING OBSCENELY EVEN THOUGH THE KISS WASN'T THAT GREAT, JUST TO MAKE THE DOCTOR NARROW HIS EYES AND, ON A GOOD DAY, SQUIRM. AND THEN HE'D DRAG THE GUY INTO THE NEAREST CLOSET OR BATHROOM OR UP AGAINST THE NEAREST WALL AFTER MAKING "YOU COMING?" EYES AT JACK, AND JACK WOULD LOOK AT THE DOCTOR AND SHRUG, ALL WHAT-CAN-YOU-DO?, AND THEN HE'D RUN OFF AFTER BRIAN AND THE GUY AND THERE WOULD BE LOADS OF SEX WHILE THE DOCTOR SAVED THE WORLD OR MAYBE JUST A HANDFUL OF COTTONBALL PEOPLE AND MUTTERED ABOUT NO-GOOD, SEX-OBSESSED ASSISTANTS WHO FLAKED OUT ON HIM ONLY TO SHOW UP AT THE LAST MINUTE AND FLASH THEIR WELL-FUCKED SMILES AND ACT LIKE THEY HAD DONE

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so Arthur tells him that