My take on UFO replies~ Part Deux
Title: Crack UFO 2
Author: anoukinparis
Pairing: JaeHo & YooSu? xD
Genre: Crack. Completely.
Rating: Tame
A/N: I wasn't really planning on writing more...but since people liked the first one, I decided to give it another go. xD I don't even know what to say about the randomness, lol.
Note: NOT REAL...but if you want to pretend it is, then go for it, you won't hear anything from me. Yay JaeHo and YooSu! =D
Yoochun: Tired.
Junsu: Sleep.
*
Changmin: Umma~ Give me presents.
Jaejoong: My love is the greatest present.
…
Changmin: Umma~ Give me real presents.
*
Junsu: My birthday’s sooner than Changmin’s. I should be the one getting presents.
Yunho: Be grateful for what you have.
…
Jaejoong: I promise to give you one this time, Junsu.
*
Jaejoong: I think I’m a good boy.
Changmin: What makes you think that?
*
Yunho: Still never got my massage. >>
Changmin: You have hands.
…
Junsu: Be grateful for what you have, Yunho ^^
Jaejoong: What massage?
*
Yoochun: Tired~
Junsu: Sleep~!!
*
Changmin: Are you happy?
Yunho: Are you?
[five minutes later]
Changmin: What day is it?
*
Jaejoong: Someone should tell a secret.
Junsu: Oooo. Dangerous.
…
Changmin: It’s risky.
Yunho: You tell one, Jaejoongie.
[five minutes later]
Jaejoong: I’m a good boy. I don’t keep secrets. ^__^
Changmin: Only the biggest one.
*
Junsu: There’s something strange with us.
Changmin: Ahh. Impossible.
*
Yunho: I’ll tell a secret.
Jaejoong: I’ll listen.
*
Yoochun: Junsu. Junsu. Junsu.
Junsu: ? ? ?
…
Yoochun: I need a pillow.
*
Jaejoong: I just read something from a fan site that’s somewhat shocking.
Changmin: What?
…
Jaejoong: Apparently Junsu’s sexy.
*
Yoochun: I’ve always been curious about “one touches.”
Jaejoong: …
[five minutes later]
Changmin: Would you like a visual?
*
Junsu: I can’t find my shirt…
Yunho: Are you wearing it?
*
Yunho: What would you have done if you never became a singer?
Yoochun: I’d be someone’s wonderful husband.
…
Junsu: He meant a career, Yoochun. >>
*
Changmin: …-pokes-
Junsu: It’s lethal!
*
Jaejoong: What if we’re aliens?
Junsu: Like the kind Changmin tried communicating with?
…
Changmin: They never answered back. >>
*
Yoochun: Junsu-ahhhhh~~
Junsu: WHAT??
…
Yoochun: …I just want a pillow.
[five minutes later]
Yoochun: Junsu, be my pillow, please~~
Junsu: You’ll have to do something for me.
Yoochun: I’ll propose to you.
Junsu: ...You need sleep. >.<
*
Yunho: Last night’s dinner was good.
Jaejoong: ^__^ Thanks.
…
Changmin: I don’t think we ate the same dinner.
*
Changmin: No fan mail today.
Yoochun: That’s it. They’ve moved on. It’s all Super Junior’s fault.
*
Jaejoong: If I was an alien, I hope I’d be the good kind.
Junsu: I knew we were strange.
*
Yunho: Why is Yoochun still in bed in the afternoon?
Yoochun: Wallowing in rejection. Without a pillow.
…
Junsu: Fine.
[five minutes later]
Yoochun: Fine what?
Junsu: I accept.
*
Yoochun: I finally have a wife. ^^
Jaejoong: Congratulations!!! Who is she??
Author: anoukinparis
Pairing: JaeHo & YooSu? xD
Genre: Crack. Completely.
Rating: Tame
A/N: I wasn't really planning on writing more...but since people liked the first one, I decided to give it another go. xD I don't even know what to say about the randomness, lol.
Note: NOT REAL...but if you want to pretend it is, then go for it, you won't hear anything from me. Yay JaeHo and YooSu! =D
Yoochun: Tired.
Junsu: Sleep.
*
Changmin: Umma~ Give me presents.
Jaejoong: My love is the greatest present.
…
Changmin: Umma~ Give me real presents.
*
Junsu: My birthday’s sooner than Changmin’s. I should be the one getting presents.
Yunho: Be grateful for what you have.
…
Jaejoong: I promise to give you one this time, Junsu.
*
Jaejoong: I think I’m a good boy.
Changmin: What makes you think that?
*
Yunho: Still never got my massage. >>
Changmin: You have hands.
…
Junsu: Be grateful for what you have, Yunho ^^
Jaejoong: What massage?
*
Yoochun: Tired~
Junsu: Sleep~!!
*
Changmin: Are you happy?
Yunho: Are you?
[five minutes later]
Changmin: What day is it?
*
Jaejoong: Someone should tell a secret.
Junsu: Oooo. Dangerous.
…
Changmin: It’s risky.
Yunho: You tell one, Jaejoongie.
[five minutes later]
Jaejoong: I’m a good boy. I don’t keep secrets. ^__^
Changmin: Only the biggest one.
*
Junsu: There’s something strange with us.
Changmin: Ahh. Impossible.
*
Yunho: I’ll tell a secret.
Jaejoong: I’ll listen.
*
Yoochun: Junsu. Junsu. Junsu.
Junsu: ? ? ?
…
Yoochun: I need a pillow.
*
Jaejoong: I just read something from a fan site that’s somewhat shocking.
Changmin: What?
…
Jaejoong: Apparently Junsu’s sexy.
*
Yoochun: I’ve always been curious about “one touches.”
Jaejoong: …
[five minutes later]
Changmin: Would you like a visual?
*
Junsu: I can’t find my shirt…
Yunho: Are you wearing it?
*
Yunho: What would you have done if you never became a singer?
Yoochun: I’d be someone’s wonderful husband.
…
Junsu: He meant a career, Yoochun. >>
*
Changmin: …-pokes-
Junsu: It’s lethal!
*
Jaejoong: What if we’re aliens?
Junsu: Like the kind Changmin tried communicating with?
…
Changmin: They never answered back. >>
*
Yoochun: Junsu-ahhhhh~~
Junsu: WHAT??
…
Yoochun: …I just want a pillow.
[five minutes later]
Yoochun: Junsu, be my pillow, please~~
Junsu: You’ll have to do something for me.
Yoochun: I’ll propose to you.
Junsu: ...You need sleep. >.<
*
Yunho: Last night’s dinner was good.
Jaejoong: ^__^ Thanks.
…
Changmin: I don’t think we ate the same dinner.
*
Changmin: No fan mail today.
Yoochun: That’s it. They’ve moved on. It’s all Super Junior’s fault.
*
Jaejoong: If I was an alien, I hope I’d be the good kind.
Junsu: I knew we were strange.
*
Yunho: Why is Yoochun still in bed in the afternoon?
Yoochun: Wallowing in rejection. Without a pillow.
…
Junsu: Fine.
[five minutes later]
Yoochun: Fine what?
Junsu: I accept.
*
Yoochun: I finally have a wife. ^^
Jaejoong: Congratulations!!! Who is she??