My take on UFO replies~ Part Deux

Jul 22, 2008 00:10

Title: Crack UFO 2
Author: anoukinparis
Pairing: JaeHo & YooSu? xD
Genre: Crack. Completely.
Rating: Tame

A/N: I wasn't really planning on writing more...but since people liked the first one, I decided to give it another go. xD I don't even know what to say about the randomness, lol.

Note: NOT REAL...but if you want to pretend it is, then go for it, you won't hear anything from me. Yay JaeHo and YooSu! =D

Yoochun: Tired.

Junsu: Sleep.

*

Changmin: Umma~ Give me presents.

Jaejoong: My love is the greatest present.



Changmin: Umma~ Give me real presents.

*

Junsu: My birthday’s sooner than Changmin’s. I should be the one getting presents.

Yunho: Be grateful for what you have.



Jaejoong: I promise to give you one this time, Junsu.

*

Jaejoong: I think I’m a good boy.

Changmin: What makes you think that?

*

Yunho: Still never got my massage. >>

Changmin: You have hands.



Junsu: Be grateful for what you have, Yunho ^^

Jaejoong: What massage?

*

Yoochun: Tired~

Junsu: Sleep~!!

*

Changmin: Are you happy?

Yunho: Are you?

[five minutes later]

Changmin: What day is it?

*

Jaejoong: Someone should tell a secret.

Junsu: Oooo. Dangerous.



Changmin: It’s risky.

Yunho: You tell one, Jaejoongie.

[five minutes later]

Jaejoong: I’m a good boy. I don’t keep secrets. ^__^

Changmin: Only the biggest one.

*

Junsu: There’s something strange with us.

Changmin: Ahh. Impossible.

*

Yunho: I’ll tell a secret.

Jaejoong: I’ll listen.

*

Yoochun: Junsu. Junsu. Junsu.

Junsu: ? ? ?



Yoochun: I need a pillow.

*

Jaejoong: I just read something from a fan site that’s somewhat shocking.

Changmin: What?



Jaejoong: Apparently Junsu’s sexy.

*

Yoochun: I’ve always been curious about “one touches.”

Jaejoong: …

[five minutes later]

Changmin: Would you like a visual?

*

Junsu: I can’t find my shirt…

Yunho: Are you wearing it?

*

Yunho: What would you have done if you never became a singer?

Yoochun: I’d be someone’s wonderful husband.



Junsu: He meant a career, Yoochun. >>

*

Changmin: …-pokes-

Junsu: It’s lethal!

*

Jaejoong: What if we’re aliens?

Junsu: Like the kind Changmin tried communicating with?



Changmin: They never answered back. >>

*

Yoochun: Junsu-ahhhhh~~

Junsu: WHAT??



Yoochun: …I just want a pillow.

[five minutes later]

Yoochun: Junsu, be my pillow, please~~

Junsu: You’ll have to do something for me.

Yoochun: I’ll propose to you.

Junsu: ...You need sleep. >.<

*

Yunho: Last night’s dinner was good.

Jaejoong: ^__^ Thanks.



Changmin: I don’t think we ate the same dinner.

*

Changmin: No fan mail today.

Yoochun: That’s it. They’ve moved on. It’s all Super Junior’s fault.

*

Jaejoong: If I was an alien, I hope I’d be the good kind.

Junsu: I knew we were strange.

*

Yunho: Why is Yoochun still in bed in the afternoon?

Yoochun: Wallowing in rejection. Without a pillow.



Junsu: Fine.

[five minutes later]

Yoochun: Fine what?

Junsu: I accept.

*

Yoochun: I finally have a wife. ^^

Jaejoong: Congratulations!!! Who is she??

crack, anoukinparis

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