My take on UFO replies~
Title: Crack UFO..?
Author: anoukinparis
Pairing: Hm...JaeHo & YooSu? xD
Genre: Crack. Completely.
Rating: Tame
A/N: Sooo...basically, I just randomly thought 'hey, what if the boys gave each other UFO questions/replies just for the heck of it?' And this is what happened, lmao.
Note: All of these are a product of my imagination. xD Not meant to be taken seriously. Comments are love~
Jaejoong: Changmin oppa!! Changmin oppa!!
Changmin: Who are you?
*
Yoochun: If you could have any super power, what would it be?
Junsu: I don’t need any super powers. I’m perfect.
…
Yoochun: Junsu’s hallucinating again ~ ~ ~
*
Yunho: I guess…whoever responds first can choose dinner.
Yoochun: Finally! I want ramen. :D
…
Jaejoong: Yunho, that isn’t your decision. >_>
Changmin: I second the ramen.
*
Junsu: Doesn’t anyone else think I’m perfect?
Yoochun: …How many people do you know?
[five minutes later]
Junsu: Plenty of people.
Yoochun: There’s a possibility.
*
Changmin: My dog is the cutest, right?
Jaejoong: So tiny~
…
Yunho: You can hardly see it.
Junsu: Why do you put clothing on it?
*
Changmin: Cutest, right?
Junsu: I’m serious. Why do you dress your dog up?
*
Jaejoong: Changmin-ah turned me away before. ;___; Won’t he respond to me?
Changmin: If you call him hyung.
*
Yoochun: Where do you want to be right at this moment?
Yunho: With Bambi. I left her, and she’s lonely at home. >.<
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Jaejoong: Miss her… ,_,
*
Yunho: Ah, is my wife out there?
Jaejoong: I’m here. ^^
…
Yoochun: Where’s my wife??
*
Changmin: I’m still waiting, Jae.
Yunho: Keep waiting.
*
Junsu: I didn’t know Yoochun wanted a wife.
Yoochun: Anything else you’re curious about?
[five minutes later]
Junsu: I’ll get back to you.
*
Jaejoong: I want a bike.
Yunho: What are you talking about?
…
Changmin: I haven’t wanted a bike since I was seven. =P
Jaejoong: You’re speaking with me!
*
Yunho: Is my face really that small?
Yoochun: …am I qualified to answer this question?
*
Changmin: I want to see who cares about me enough to respond to nothing.
Junsu: I’m a caring person. ^__^
*
Yunho: Anyone willing to give me a massage after practice?
Yoochun: Ask Jae.
…
Changmin: Ask Jae.
Junsu: But I’m a caring person too!
*
Jaejoong: We’re not going to have ramen for dinner. Sorry.
Changmin: …I will cry.
[five minutes later]
Jaejoong: Then you can do so while we’re having a meal I’ve actually prepared.
*
Junsu: Okay, Yoochun.
Yoochun: Yes?
…
Junsu: What do you dream about?
Yoochun: Literally? Or what are my hopes for the future?
[five minutes later]
Junsu: Literally.
Yoochun: Junsu. You're too pure for that.
*
Changmin: Who even came up with this idea anyways?
Yunho: I don’t really remember…
…
Yoochun: Junsu and Jaejoong talk a lot. It was probably one of them.
*
Jaejoong: Junsu-ah!!
Junsu: Jaejoong-ah!!
...
Junsu: I'm perfect, right?