Conectivity

Jan 24, 2008 00:59

every time we have any sort of "weather" at all here in the bay area, the city shuts down entirely. no lie. its always the biggest story on the news "Yes, Dan there appears to be some sort of precipitation falling from the sky. there's no word yet on exactly what the liquid is, be will be broadcasting live throughout the night as this story develops."
and every time someone breathes too hard, my internet goes out. but i've met some extraordinarily nice service repair men in the process.
unfortunatly, my internet was down the other week when we walked out of the house to find there on the sidewalk a dead rat the size of a guinea pig and a pile of human fecees, also roughly the size of a guinea pig.
i'm sure there's a story there, but i was too busy getting a tetanus booster to find out.
the next day, which just so happened to be my birthday, they had both miraculously disappeared.
i considered it a present.
Happy Birthday to Me.
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