A black day in the history of football. Hopefully the next number the Packers will be retiring is 12.

Killjoy!

Dear Aaron Rodgers:

SHAVE!

Signed,

Everyone who has to look at your gross porn-star moustache.

From the Apollo 11 flight plan, at the end of the moonwalk, when the astronaut is climbing back in the lunar module:

Terminate EVA:
Wipe feet on landing pad and ladder.

I just heard Dane Cook for the first time yesterday, and he is NOT FUNNY.

Dear media:

NOBODY CARES ABOUT JONBENET RAMSEY!!!!!

I've come to the conclusion that the shootout in soccer is the stupidest thing to ever exist in sports. Out of nine shots, none were saved. None. The goal is eight fucking yards wide. You can't miss. The goalie doesn't have a chance. What the fuck.

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Did you know that there are 2.93800656 * 10^121 cubic picometers in a cubic teraparsec?

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