Where sex on the hood of a car in a mechanic shop is in the same grouping as sex with a robot......Oh internet, you never cease to amuse and scar me.

Fuck I deleted me Tony/JARVIS icon! Bitches! We computer love will have to do.

 OMG! THAT'S NOT Eh-knee-MAH...(think anemia)...that's an EH-NA-MA......A BLOODY ENEMA......EWWWWWWWWWWWW! OH DEAR GOD!

 OH! OH GOD! I DON'T EVEN HAVE A PENIS AND THAT SOUNDS AWFUL! GOD, I THINK I JUST VOMITED A LITTLE IN MY MOUTH! AND I ACTUALLY PHYSICALLY SHUDDERED. OH SO FUCKING NOT MY KINK! SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE HI FELLOW LIKEMINDED SHIPPERS I LOVE THEE...BUT OTHER TIMES ITS LIKE DEAR SWEET JIMINEY JESUS WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU GUYS...THAT'S A FUCKING HORROR SHOW... ( Read more... )