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anonymous February 15 2009, 21:49:00 UTC
Ryan trying to figure out if he wants a religion or not. :) (Bonus points if Spencer or Brendon tries to help.)

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anonymous February 15 2009, 21:50:29 UTC
Jew sex with Brian/Joe.

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anonymous February 17 2009, 02:23:17 UTC
OMFG YES. YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES. CAN THEY PLEASE MEET AT LIKE, I DON'T KNOW, A MUTUAL FRIEND'S BAR MITZVAH OR SOMETHING?

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anonymous February 18 2009, 01:09:35 UTC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zh8zQNWV0to

How about Gabe as that mutual friend? IT EVEN MAKES SENSE KIND OF! :D It can be set 'back in the day' or something ridiculous!

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Unorthodox 1/5 anonymous February 21 2009, 21:57:28 UTC
(I'm going to preface this by saying that I don't know very much about Judaism. Sorry about any and all details that are horrifically inaccurate ( ... )

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anonymous February 15 2009, 21:53:16 UTC
ryan or spencer convincing teenage!virgin!brendon that sex isn't evil.

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anonymous February 16 2009, 00:06:10 UTC
ia so hard w/ this. and would like to suggest ryan AND spencer. :D

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anonymous February 16 2009, 00:13:01 UTC
Would Ryan and Spencer teaching him be ok?

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anonymous February 16 2009, 00:15:41 UTC
holy shit yes :DDD

-OP

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anonymous February 15 2009, 22:23:43 UTC
comparing God to love
Perhaps Pete tries to compare the two when trying to explain his feelings to Patrick who kinda is just awed by this immense proposal already and gets increasingly emotional as Pete tries so very hard to explain his feelings in the most affecting manner :)
Make me weep people

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anonymous February 16 2009, 05:58:18 UTC
When he says it, on the internet, over the phone, to the skin of Patrick's neck on stage, warmed from Pete's breathing, from the hot hot lights, he laughs.

Because shut up, Pete, you're such an idiot.

But when Pete's sitting across from him, fingers twisted into the sleeves of his hoodie, eyes open and clear and staring right into Patrick's -

"Say that again?" Patrick says, blinking.

"At first, it was just you, Patrick, you know? I thought, yes this is the kid. And it was great in the beginning, right?"

Patrick nods, doesn't do much of anything else. Pete shifts, smiling nostalgically. He says, "Yeah, Pete, we were great."

And they so were (still are, but in different ways) - sometimes Patrick misses those days so, so much. Just the four of them in that fucking van, fighting and laughing and with all that road ahead of them.

Pete says, "That then the Best Buy thing. It's not - I mean, the three of you really. I wouldn't have made it, you know? I couldn't walk but you guys carried me, and I thought this is ( ... )

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not op but anonymous February 16 2009, 07:08:52 UTC
oh my god that last line. holy shit <33 so great.

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Not the ot either anonymous February 16 2009, 11:25:14 UTC
That last line is an amazing ending note.

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anonymous February 15 2009, 23:56:06 UTC
Moral fight: Pete wants bb!Patrick for himself but he's too young for him..

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anonymous February 18 2009, 13:43:48 UTC
Stealth cockblocking ftw! Ahahahaha, does Pete try to get Patick to take a purity pledge? Does Pete get kicked in the balls for buying Patrick a ring ala Jonas Brothers?

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anonymous February 20 2009, 08:28:36 UTC
"Pete, for the love of--"

"No, shut up, Trick, and you-" Pete says and points to the lovely young lady who was hiking up her skirt and trying to crawl onto Patrick's lap just a second ago "-out of Patrick's dad's car, call your parents or something to pick you up."

Patrick's eyes almost pop out of his head and he gapes at Pete. "Dude!"

The lovely young hussy -- lady, Pete reiterates -- scoffs and says, "It's your dad's car? Oh god you're a loser," and steps out, slamming the door shut.

Patrick watches her go, then turns to gape at Pete again. "Dude!"

Pete smiles and walks around to the other side of the car, gets in and puts his seatbelt on. "So, where're we going?"

Patrick just stares at him, Pete stares back for a little while then reaches out and tries to nudge Patrick's jaw shut. Patrick slaps his hand away. "No-- Pete, what the fuck, man?"

Pete blinks and says, "She was trying to rape you."

"Rape me, what the fu--!?" Patrick catches himself as he yells, tries to calm down and remember- this is Pete-logic, it's stupid and ( ... )

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Posted that prematurely and accidently, sorry! but here's the rest anonymous February 20 2009, 09:14:08 UTC
title: Lover's Lane
Part 2

"You shouldn't have parked in the middle of the road."

"We're near the edge of a cliff!"

"So?"

"Pete-- can you just- just tell me why you just ruined my only chance of getting laid?"

Pete sits up, frowns at Patrick. "You don't seriously think that was gonna be your only chance, did you Stump?"

Patrick glares. "Well since you've turned me down the past- oh, I don't know, 50 times, I figured, "oh hey, maybe I should try to move on and see if there's anyone that actually could find me remotely attractive" y'know?"

"Trick, you know it's not like that- fuck, you should know- you- you're 15 Patrick, come on."

Patrick laughs mirthlessly. "Sure, right, I love how you cover up with the same excuse every time, Pete. And- you know what? No, it's not even the fact that you always turn me down, but it's that you do shit like this." Patrick waves his hand around. "You scare off my date, hell, you scare off most people that might be deluded enough to be interested and then you keep turning me down whenever I try ( ... )

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