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Feb 15, 2009 14:12

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Night Swimming (Panic, skinny dipping)
shaking down feelings (Amanda Palmer/Gerard/Lyn-z)

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anonymous February 15 2009, 23:56:06 UTC

Moral fight: Pete wants bb!Patrick for himself but he's too young for him..

anonymous February 18 2009, 13:43:48 UTC

Stealth cockblocking ftw! Ahahahaha, does Pete try to get Patick to take a purity pledge? Does Pete get kicked in the balls for buying Patrick a ring ala Jonas Brothers?

anonymous February 20 2009, 08:28:36 UTC

"Pete, for the love of--"

"No, shut up, Trick, and you-" Pete says and points to the lovely young lady who was hiking up her skirt and trying to crawl onto Patrick's lap just a second ago "-out of Patrick's dad's car, call your parents or something to pick you up."

Patrick's eyes almost pop out of his head and he gapes at Pete. "Dude!"

The lovely young hussy -- lady, Pete reiterates -- scoffs and says, "It's your dad's car? Oh god you're a loser," and steps out, slamming the door shut.

Patrick watches her go, then turns to gape at Pete again. "Dude!"

Pete smiles and walks around to the other side of the car, gets in and puts his seatbelt on. "So, where're we going?"

Patrick just stares at him, Pete stares back for a little while then reaches out and tries to nudge Patrick's jaw shut. Patrick slaps his hand away. "No-- Pete, what the fuck, man?"

Pete blinks and says, "She was trying to rape you."

"Rape me, what the fu--!?" Patrick catches himself as he yells, tries to calm down and remember- this is Pete-logic, it's stupid and ( ... )

Posted that prematurely and accidently, sorry! but here's the rest anonymous February 20 2009, 09:14:08 UTC

title: Lover's Lane
Part 2

"You shouldn't have parked in the middle of the road."

"We're near the edge of a cliff!"

"So?"

"Pete-- can you just- just tell me why you just ruined my only chance of getting laid?"

Pete sits up, frowns at Patrick. "You don't seriously think that was gonna be your only chance, did you Stump?"

Patrick glares. "Well since you've turned me down the past- oh, I don't know, 50 times, I figured, "oh hey, maybe I should try to move on and see if there's anyone that actually could find me remotely attractive" y'know?"

"Trick, you know it's not like that- fuck, you should know- you- you're 15 Patrick, come on."

Patrick laughs mirthlessly. "Sure, right, I love how you cover up with the same excuse every time, Pete. And- you know what? No, it's not even the fact that you always turn me down, but it's that you do shit like this." Patrick waves his hand around. "You scare off my date, hell, you scare off most people that might be deluded enough to be interested and then you keep turning me down whenever I try ( ... )

Re: anonymous February 20 2009, 09:21:29 UTC

Aaand I messed up the html. Godammit.

Re: Posted that prematurely and accidently, sorry! but here's the rest anonymous February 20 2009, 12:27:23 UTC

OP here.
This is awesomee!!! <3<3 thank you so much! (:

Re: Posted that prematurely and accidently, sorry! but here's the rest anonymous February 20 2009, 14:17:42 UTC

Aww thank you, glad you liked ^_^

anonymous February 22 2009, 09:53:12 UTC

*giggles* This is awesome!

anonymous February 23 2009, 15:12:45 UTC

\o/ glad you like it, thanks!

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