Shoes, Songs, and Stockings
I'm sick, sick, sick. I always go shoe shopping with the intention of finding something comfortable, but I end up with heels. I can never find shoes I like that don't have at least two-inch heels, which is fine because I love wearing heels. But, still... why can't I just get a cute pair of ballet flats or something? Instead I end up with this. ::bangs head::
I have to return to work tomorrow. ::cries:: I know I'm getting zero sympathy from you all since some of you have already returned to work.
Oh, god... the quiet storm of All-4-One kills me. I love them so much. I found my copy of their debut album yesterday while digging through my collection. That entire album is golden. I effin' swear. I listened to it on repeat last night, which led to me deciding that I need a garter belt. This was followed shortly by purchasing one online. What the crap am I going to do with a garter belt? Well, other than the obvious. Jason might swallow his tongue if I tell him I bought it. I saw his porn stash before it was tossed in favor of more closet space. There were many stocking-themed magazines. I, for one, had no idea porn magazines were so specialized. I guess I just assumed they threw some boobies and nether regions onto the page.
It's twenty degrees outside and the neighbor has her patio door open to let in some air. What? I'm working on the theory that she's slightly nuts. This isn't the first piece of evidence.
I have to return to work tomorrow. ::cries:: I know I'm getting zero sympathy from you all since some of you have already returned to work.
Oh, god... the quiet storm of All-4-One kills me. I love them so much. I found my copy of their debut album yesterday while digging through my collection. That entire album is golden. I effin' swear. I listened to it on repeat last night, which led to me deciding that I need a garter belt. This was followed shortly by purchasing one online. What the crap am I going to do with a garter belt? Well, other than the obvious. Jason might swallow his tongue if I tell him I bought it. I saw his porn stash before it was tossed in favor of more closet space. There were many stocking-themed magazines. I, for one, had no idea porn magazines were so specialized. I guess I just assumed they threw some boobies and nether regions onto the page.
It's twenty degrees outside and the neighbor has her patio door open to let in some air. What? I'm working on the theory that she's slightly nuts. This isn't the first piece of evidence.