sharing tomatoes, or the longest entry evar
this is going to be one spastic entry, so here goes:
i was reminded today of this moment when i was in jersey. hot field guy and i were eating lunch. i had a greek salad, which i have recently decided is the perfect combination of the most perfect foods. the only problem is that i have issues with eating big chunks of tomatoes. i need them to be small to eat them. so anyway, this salad had big chunks and i had no knife, so i left a lot of them. hot field guy then took my plate and started eating all the tomatoes and the hot peppers. the familiarity of the experience kind of struck me and i was reminded how crazy bill wouldn't share food with girls because it felt too intimate for him. i don't think i really understood it until last week. yes, i know i'm insane.
i have also decided that there are some things i need to get a handle on. so here in list form, here we go:
1) i need to quit being so slutty.
2) i need to pay my bills on time.
3) i need to get on top of all the crap i should be doing.
4) i need to go to the dentist.
5) i need to fix my car.
6) i need to stop freaking out about everything.
and now a poll about being a slut:
Poll we are all sluts
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
the condo fee. i wonder what the money is actually used for.
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
i'm a big fan of dolce vita, but i'm sure there is some better place i have never been.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
more recently that i'd like to admit, but not in the last few months.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
i've never danced on a bar, but i have been on a stage...that was 2003.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
mrs. oliver, she was round and wore a lot of blush.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
not thinking about work.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
an architectural engineer. yeah, i was a bit confused.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
two, northeastern and uc berkeley.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
it's totally comfy and pink.
10. GAS PRICES! First thought:
this should make people realize that as a society we should be 1) driving less, 2) driving smaller cars, 3) buying hybrids, and 4) we really need to put efforts into having vehicles that run off of renewable sources of energy. i guess that's 4 first thoughts.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you...
i'd move to an island in the mediterranean with cristina and our respective loves. so sorry that's more than one someone.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
"who wakes up to sports talk radio?"
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
"ugh, snoring."
14. Favorite style of underwear?
low rise thongs that are wide in the front so they don't give me fatty bulges.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
boxer briefs.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
cleaning the fridge out, which wouldn't be an issue if i just kept on top of things, or ate what was in there in a timely manner, but that just doesn't happen.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
nope, i don't think so.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
i always wanted to be one of those people that could get up early, but sadly i'm not, so it's sleep in by default.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
zorak, he's freaking awesome.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
watch a baseball game.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
i can't think of anything right now.
22. How many joints pop when you get out of bed in the morning?
um two, my ankles.
23. What is the biggest amount of $$ you have made from a yardsale?
i have never had one and that makes me sad.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
i don't eat most meat, so i guess tuna is my only option.
25. What do you get every time you go into a WAWA?
i have never been to one and 5 seconds ago didn't know what one was.
26. Beach or lake?
mmmm, beach.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
not really, however, i do think that people don't really regard commitment as something that is really important. maybe they never did though.
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
old high school classmates, certain people in my past, and a few crushes.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
over eating and fashion magazines.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
head over heels. it's so fucking great.
31. What's your drink?
cape codders and dogfish head beer.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
seems like the indians knew a lot more about life than the cowboys did.
33. Cops or Robbers?
robbers. damn the man.
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
no, but maybe my idea of what makes a bad guy isn't so typical.
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
apparently, i look like natalie portman. i don't quite see it, but a lot of other people do.
36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of "Lost" would you be?
i've never watched lost, nor do i know any of the characters.
37. What do you want when you are sick?
drink ginger ale and sleep.
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
hmm maybe ryan clark or seth houey.
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
hmm, i have no idea, prolly weei.
42. Norm or Cliff?
cliff.
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
simpsons.
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
not knowing when to admit things weren't right and just let go.
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
across the aisle yes, but not on the other side of me.
46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
i'm sure i would be sent to guantanamo bay and tortured if i were to put their name.
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
prince william.
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
jake gyllenhaal, freddie prinze jr., jensen ackles.
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
i don't think so.
50. Last book you read for real?
i don't really know how you could read for fake, but it would be lolita.
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
yep, his name is pookey, like garfield's teddy bear.
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
in a parking lot somewhere along i-80.
53. Somewhere in california you've never been and would like to go?
glen ellen.
54. Number of texts in a day?
well there were 3 today.
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
relationship, i guess, since i don't currently have one.
56. Do you go to church?
nope, but i think i may start.
57. Pencil or pen?
gel roller bebe.
58. bueller??? bueller??? bueller?
yes.
59. How many jobs have you had?
hmm, i was just going to count, but since i'm thinking of them all, i might as well list them, you know for posterity's sake. contempo, mama sina's, pinyon environmental, the forest service, connection's lab, pb power, northeastern cr, tonic, cheesecake factory, the limited, the army corpse of engineers, starbucks, ch2mhill. so that's 13, i may have missed out on something though.
60. What do you want to achieve in life?
save the world. or at least impact it in a very worthwhile, very positive way.
i was reminded today of this moment when i was in jersey. hot field guy and i were eating lunch. i had a greek salad, which i have recently decided is the perfect combination of the most perfect foods. the only problem is that i have issues with eating big chunks of tomatoes. i need them to be small to eat them. so anyway, this salad had big chunks and i had no knife, so i left a lot of them. hot field guy then took my plate and started eating all the tomatoes and the hot peppers. the familiarity of the experience kind of struck me and i was reminded how crazy bill wouldn't share food with girls because it felt too intimate for him. i don't think i really understood it until last week. yes, i know i'm insane.
i have also decided that there are some things i need to get a handle on. so here in list form, here we go:
1) i need to quit being so slutty.
2) i need to pay my bills on time.
3) i need to get on top of all the crap i should be doing.
4) i need to go to the dentist.
5) i need to fix my car.
6) i need to stop freaking out about everything.
and now a poll about being a slut:
Poll we are all sluts
1. What bill do you hate paying the most?
the condo fee. i wonder what the money is actually used for.
2. What's the best place to eat a romantic dinner?
i'm a big fan of dolce vita, but i'm sure there is some better place i have never been.
3. Last time you puked from drinking?
more recently that i'd like to admit, but not in the last few months.
4. When is the last time you got drunk and danced on a bar?
i've never danced on a bar, but i have been on a stage...that was 2003.
5. Name of your first grade teacher?
mrs. oliver, she was round and wore a lot of blush.
6. What do you really want to be doing right now?
not thinking about work.
7. What did you want to be when you were growing up?
an architectural engineer. yeah, i was a bit confused.
8. How many colleges did you attend?
two, northeastern and uc berkeley.
9. Why did you wear the shirt that you have on right now?
it's totally comfy and pink.
10. GAS PRICES! First thought:
this should make people realize that as a society we should be 1) driving less, 2) driving smaller cars, 3) buying hybrids, and 4) we really need to put efforts into having vehicles that run off of renewable sources of energy. i guess that's 4 first thoughts.
11. If you could move anywhere and take someone with you...
i'd move to an island in the mediterranean with cristina and our respective loves. so sorry that's more than one someone.
12. First thought when the alarm went off this morning?
"who wakes up to sports talk radio?"
13. Last thought before going to sleep last night?
"ugh, snoring."
14. Favorite style of underwear?
low rise thongs that are wide in the front so they don't give me fatty bulges.
15. Favorite style of underwear for the opposite sex?
boxer briefs.
16. What errand/chore do you despise?
cleaning the fridge out, which wouldn't be an issue if i just kept on top of things, or ate what was in there in a timely manner, but that just doesn't happen.
17. If you didn't have to work, would you volunteer at an art gallery?
nope, i don't think so.
18. Get up early or sleep in?
i always wanted to be one of those people that could get up early, but sadly i'm not, so it's sleep in by default.
19. What is your favorite cartoon character?
zorak, he's freaking awesome.
20. Favorite NON sexual thing to do at night with a girl/guy?
watch a baseball game.
21. A secret that you wouldn't mind everyone knowing?
i can't think of anything right now.
22. How many joints pop when you get out of bed in the morning?
um two, my ankles.
23. What is the biggest amount of $$ you have made from a yardsale?
i have never had one and that makes me sad.
24. Your favorite lunch meat?
i don't eat most meat, so i guess tuna is my only option.
25. What do you get every time you go into a WAWA?
i have never been to one and 5 seconds ago didn't know what one was.
26. Beach or lake?
mmmm, beach.
27. Do you think marriage is an outdated ritual that was invented by people who died at 20?
not really, however, i do think that people don't really regard commitment as something that is really important. maybe they never did though.
28. Who do you stalk on MySpace?
old high school classmates, certain people in my past, and a few crushes.
29. Favorite guilty pleasure?
over eating and fashion magazines.
30. Favorite movie you wouldn't want anyone to find out about?
head over heels. it's so fucking great.
31. What's your drink?
cape codders and dogfish head beer.
32. Cowboys or Indians?
seems like the indians knew a lot more about life than the cowboys did.
33. Cops or Robbers?
robbers. damn the man.
34. Do you cheer for the bad guy?
no, but maybe my idea of what makes a bad guy isn't so typical.
35. What Hollywood star do you think resembles you best?
apparently, i look like natalie portman. i don't quite see it, but a lot of other people do.
36. If you had to pick one, which cast member of "Lost" would you be?
i've never watched lost, nor do i know any of the characters.
37. What do you want when you are sick?
drink ginger ale and sleep.
38. Who from high school would you like to run into?
hmm maybe ryan clark or seth houey.
39. What radio station is your car radio tuned to right now?
hmm, i have no idea, prolly weei.
42. Norm or Cliff?
cliff.
43. The Cosby Show or the Simpsons?
simpsons.
44. Worst relationship mistake that you wish you could take back?
not knowing when to admit things weren't right and just let go.
45. Do you like the person who sits directly across from you at work?
across the aisle yes, but not on the other side of me.
46. If you could get away with it, who would you kill?
i'm sure i would be sent to guantanamo bay and tortured if i were to put their name.
47. What famous person would you like to have dinner with?
prince william.
48. What famous person would you like to sleep with?
jake gyllenhaal, freddie prinze jr., jensen ackles.
49. Have you ever had to use a fire extinguisher for its intended purpose?
i don't think so.
50. Last book you read for real?
i don't really know how you could read for fake, but it would be lolita.
51. Do you have a teddy bear?
yep, his name is pookey, like garfield's teddy bear.
52. Strangest place you have ever brushed your teeth?
in a parking lot somewhere along i-80.
53. Somewhere in california you've never been and would like to go?
glen ellen.
54. Number of texts in a day?
well there were 3 today.
55. At this point in your life would you rather start a new career or relationship?
relationship, i guess, since i don't currently have one.
56. Do you go to church?
nope, but i think i may start.
57. Pencil or pen?
gel roller bebe.
58. bueller??? bueller??? bueller?
yes.
59. How many jobs have you had?
hmm, i was just going to count, but since i'm thinking of them all, i might as well list them, you know for posterity's sake. contempo, mama sina's, pinyon environmental, the forest service, connection's lab, pb power, northeastern cr, tonic, cheesecake factory, the limited, the army corpse of engineers, starbucks, ch2mhill. so that's 13, i may have missed out on something though.
60. What do you want to achieve in life?
save the world. or at least impact it in a very worthwhile, very positive way.