General all-purpose contact post.

[anoblejoust]

For when I'm not on trill (I'M NEVER ON TRILL) and you don't want to email me.

If you'd like to whack me round the head for not playing Helga enough, press 1 now.
If you'd like me to jump you with Kurt "Lord of the Dance" mcKurtleton, press 2 now.
If you'd like to help me torture Myra and/or Henry, press 3 now

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[daredeviling]

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[anoblejoust]

That is always a good option~!

[daredeviling]

Riva and Milk are leaving for Sophala tomorrow night to pay him a SURPRISE!BUTTSEXVISIT. Well Riva thinks she asked him properly but that which you saw is Milk's idea of asking properly.

IS THIS OKAY.

(WE ALSO PONDERED PUTTING HIM IN A DRESS AND DISCOVERING HIS HIDDEN TALENT AS A DANCER. :()

[anoblejoust]

This is FANTASTIC and totally alright with me.

(WELL HE IS RATHER LIGHT ON HIS FEET. AND VERY PRETTY.)

[daredeviling]

Milk is not quite sure how to bullshit her identity if he recognizes her.

(HE'D BE A PRETTIER DANCER THAN MILK AND RIVA COMBINED. THIS IS VERY SAD.)

[anoblejoust]

Oh god. Henry's reaction would probably be a mixture of "D:" and "...wait, didn't they kill you after you set that on fire? IT'S A GHOST! D:" I forsee this being fun. o/

(WELL. AT LEAST YOU KNOW WHO TO BRING ON IF YOU GET INTO A DANCE-OFF.)

[daredeviling]

I think she'll be more like whoa there man you grew up to be PRETTY didn't you. SORRY I'D GONE TO SLEEP.

(SHE WOULD LIKE TO STATE HE IS NOT ALLOWED TO STEAL HER SPOTLIGHT)

[anoblejoust]

I can see him staring at either his shoes or a fixed point above her head because alsksaklskjomgwtfBOOBS.

(OF COURSE NOT. HE CAN BE THEIR SEKRIT WEAPON INSTEAD.)

[daredeviling]

IS HE STARING AT HIS SHOES (OR A FIXED POINT ABOVE HER HEAD) RIGHT NOW.

SHE ASKS IF THERE IS A PROBLEM WITH HER BOOBS. OR IF HE'S GAY.

(I NEED SLEEP SOON AND THIS SADDENS ME.)

[anoblejoust]

FIXED POINT! bECAUSE HE IS JUST AWESOME LIKE THAT.

I don't think he's gay? I think it's more of a "AHSKJSHD WHY WHAT IS WITH THESE WOMEN AND THEIR BREASTS" reaction. BUT PERHAPS HE IS. WHO KNOWS IN THIS CRAZY, CRAZY WORLD.

(SLEEEEP IS GOOD, YES? SLEEEEEEEP.)

[daredeviling]

SHE IS PROBABLY STARING AT HIS FACE BECAUSE HE IS PRETTY.

She also says she can show him what it is with women and their breasts because she is shameless. HE MIGHT NOT LIKE THAT, HOWEVER.

(BUT THREEEEAD.)

[anoblejoust]

UNLESS SHE'S STARING VERY FIXEDLY he prooobably won't notice~

RAEP. RAEP!

(WELL IT'S ONE IN THE MORNING FOR ME now and I have an early finish tomorrow SO I AM FINE TO PICK AGAIN LATER if you need to sleeeeeep and no idea why I slipped between capitals and lower-case like that.)

[daredeviling]

SHE SAYS HE'S CUTE IN HIS CLUELESSNESS.

she would probably be more than happy to. it is sad.

(WELL SURE WE PICK UP AGAIN LATER THEN :Db GOOD NIGHT here have some case shifts ON MY END TOO good night)

[anoblejoust]

HE IS ISN'T HE.

Rape Henry, and Myra will sell Seto's virginity. XD I suddenly want to buy Henry a rape whistle.

(SLEEP WELL!)

[daredeviling]

HE IS.

Seto says HEY DON'T BRING ME INTO THIS :( She said something just now but it was rather vulgar so nevermind that.

(I DID!)

[anoblejoust]

Milk is also super cute! In her own special way~

She probably did that or something similar while they were travelling anyway so it probably doesn't matter now lalalaaaaa I...I would not be surprised if Henry hasn't even had The Talk yet so the only way to get him laid is very probably no wait not thinking about that. LALALAAAAAA~

(YAAAAY~! I also slept well! BUT that was in school SO IT PROBABLY DOESN'T COUNT.)