General all-purpose contact post.
For when I'm not on trill (I'M NEVER ON TRILL) and you don't want to email me.
If you'd like to whack me round the head for not playing Helga enough, press 1 now.
If you'd like me to jump you with Kurt "Lord of the Dance" mcKurtleton, press 2 now.
If you'd like to help me torture Myra and/or Henry, press 3 now.
If you'd like to arrest Tristram*, press 4 now.
If you want something else entirely, press 5 now.
Comments are screened.
*NEVER SHALL WE DIIIIEEEEEEE
If you'd like to whack me round the head for not playing Helga enough, press 1 now.
If you'd like me to jump you with Kurt "Lord of the Dance" mcKurtleton, press 2 now.
If you'd like to help me torture Myra and/or Henry, press 3 now.
If you'd like to arrest Tristram*, press 4 now.
If you want something else entirely, press 5 now.
Comments are screened.
*NEVER SHALL WE DIIIIEEEEEEE