Bleach stuff.

[annwyd]

So I have left sane_ichiruki because it failed to live up to its name. Instead of rehashing the retarded arguments they were making for OMG ICHIRUKI IS CANON, I will present a list of canon and uncanon pairings in Bleach, with help from autophanous. This is the definitive work. Some pairings may later be added, but none of the pairings in here can ever be questioned. They

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[a_white_rain]

I will comment on many of them. And they're all brilliant.

Kaien/Lady Shiba
And Rukia's longing for a threesome.

Ikkaku/Yumichika (when conservatives talk about how gay marriage will destroy society, this is the gay marriage they mean)
That line needs to be an icon. And they're so wondefully gay and married it's awesome.

Shunsui/Nanao
Why else would she still be with him?

Yoruichi/Soi Fong
Haha, I caught the UST on my own so I feel proud.

Yoruichi/every ass in Soul Society
PLZ.

Ichigo/swords
Hot.

Arrankar's mouths/Aizen's cock
I DID NOT NEED THAT IMAGE.

Zangetsu's hand/Ichigo's shoulder
It's true.

Hitsugaya/work
...It has occured to me, that work is a bigger dint in my OTP then Aizen. *ponder crack fic*

Tobiume/Hinamori bashers (hatesex; Tobiume tops)
Haha.

The entire cast/bondage
Number one reason to read Bleach.

The Kurosaki family/kicks to the face
A wonderful thing.

Isshin/awesome
It's the OTP of the series.

Ishida/faggotry
And somehow, I still see him as very straight.

Mayuri/RealDoll Nemu
sidjflasjfdkl STOP.

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[annwyd]

Yes, I need to make that gay marriage icon.

And it's weird how Ishida manages to be straight, and yet still a total fag.

[a_white_rain]

I'd take it if you did. Outside of how Gay and canon they are, I really like the ship.

And it's weird how Ishida manages to be straight, and yet still a total fag.
Very true. I think that's the main reason I can't see Ichigo/Ishida - they're both straight. Well, when Ichigo isn't asexual anymore.

[annwyd]

IkkaYumi is an instance where "partnership" and "relations between equals" really does mean romance.

And Ichigo is only gay for Zangetsu.

[a_white_rain]

Exactly.

I'm pondering writing a post on different kinds of partnership as well.

I think I'm starting to like Zangetsu/Ichigo in the recent chapters. Someone is doing the ship essay for them, right?

[annwyd]

I don't really go for ZanIchi on a romantic level, but I definitely like their connection, and it's certainly an interesting pairing.

Also, it's fun to bring up Zangetsu to tweak the noses of those annoying fangirls who yammer about how zomg only Rukia has ever had a beautiful instinctive connection to Ichigo!!! ONLY RUKIA HAS A PARTNERSHIP WITH HIM!

Nope, his sword does too.

[a_white_rain]

I think I could, but I do ship things easier then you.

.... If I write RukiZanIchi, I'm blaming you.