Bleach stuff.

[annwyd]

So I have left sane_ichiruki because it failed to live up to its name. Instead of rehashing the retarded arguments they were making for OMG ICHIRUKI IS CANON, I will present a list of canon and uncanon pairings in Bleach, with help from autophanous. This is the definitive work. Some pairings may later be added, but none of the pairings in here can ever be questioned. They are incontrovertible truth.

CANON
Kaien/Lady Shiba
Byakuya/Hisana
Isshin/Masaki
Ikkaku/Yumichika (when conservatives talk about how gay marriage will destroy society, this is the gay marriage they mean)
Shunsui/Nanao
Yoruichi/Soi Fong
Yoruichi/every ass in Soul Society
Shunsui/the color pink
Ichigo/swords
Ichigo/Grimmjow
Arrankar's mouths/Aizen's cock
Arrankar/questionable usage of their chestholes
Urahara/homosexuality
Urahara's women/their bitch
Zangetsu's hand/Ichigo's shoulder
Hitsugaya/work
Tobiume/Hinamori bashers (hatesex; Tobiume tops)
Rukia/Chappy
The entire cast/bondage
The Kurosaki family/kicks to the face
Isshin/awesome
Ishida/faggotry
Kon/boobs
Mayuri/RealDoll Nemu
Urahara/Isshin drunken roommate sex
Hiyori/Hirako/Ichigo angry fightsex (because Ichigo is the one person Hirako can top)
Urahara/Aizen sex on a chessboard

NOT CANON
Ichigo/Rukia
Renji/Tatsuki
Ikkaku/Nemu
Isshin/Ryuuken
Grimmjow/Orihime
Grimmjow/boobs
Ichigo/boobs
Rukia/uselessness
Hinamori/doormat
Gin/being redeemed by anyone's love
Orihime/learning her place

That is all for now.