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[annwyd]

Right. Because fandom is being retarded, let's ignore it and instead have some totally pointless pairing memeage!

I'll do it for Bleach, Naruto, and Gundam SEED, because really, those are the only series I have a fuckload of pairings for.

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[annwyd]

Rangiku/Izuru is Angry Lesbians Against Gin. XD

(I admit I also have a thing for Aizen/Gin, but it didn't really fit into the meme anywhere I didn't already have a pairing listed, so. XD)

[a_white_rain]

Naruto: Naruto/Sakura. But less because the pairing itself sucks and more because it would fuck up the Team 7 dynamics, and also the fandom sucks ass.
asldjkfas The fandom would be terrible. The only thing I could cling to before exploding is that Sasuke wouldn’t be evil.

Gundam SEED: Athrun/Meyrin. You don't fuck with The OT4.
I need to watch SEED even more if there is an OT4. I’m such an orgy whore.

Naruto: Itachi/Sasuke. Everyone gets to molest Sasuke, even when it's horrible and wrong.
Especially when it’s horrible and wrong. But the healthy fluff needs to stop.

Naruto: Kabuto/Sasuke.
I need to try that. Because I like breaking Sasuke and Kabuto would do it so well.

Naruto: Orochimaru/Sasuke. So horrible and wrong, and yet I can't look away. D:
No one can. XD

Bleach: Byakuya/Rukia. It would be so very wrong for both of them and so appallingly pretty and plausible.
And hand porn.

Naruto: Neji/Gai. I am totally sold on them being awesome in general together, but I have trouble feeling the romance.Crack about Gai being a

[a_white_rain]

I'll TRY. But Bleach is really hard for me to write for some reason.

[annwyd]

I need to try that. Because I like breaking Sasuke and Kabuto would do it so well.

You do. Have you seen the bit I wrote for it in the alphabet meme? I enjoyed that.

I mean, I can think of exactly one fic in which the sex is violent.

I hope it's one other than "Three Weeks, She Sleeps," since I would be really sad if my fic was the only NaruSasu fic with violent sex that you could find.

And yes, there is a mad OT4 in SEED (well, sort of--two of the het pairings involved are kind of meh, since one has no romantic tension whatsoever and the other is a healthy sibling bond, but as a whole, The OT4 is what drives the series), and you need to see it already.

I need an icon for The OT4.

[joiedecombat]

Technically Natarle has a crush on Mwu...

You know, I really never got that, except maybe - after several repeat viewings and a fanfic or two to put the idea in my head - a tiiiiny bit during the scene in Alaska where he surprises her by shaking her hand instead of returning her salute.

Mostly Natarle is too busy trying to be (her definition of) a good soldier to let on anything. But in terms of general emotional importance she seems to spend way more time focusing on Murrue than on Mwu.

(Personally I kind of enjoy the notion that she has a little bit of a crush on both of them and just can't figure it out at all. But I am occasionally mean.)

[annwyd]

I've heard there's a little manga short revealing Natarle's crush on Mwu; I have to get around to reading it. Still, in the end I think I prefer the thought of her crushing just a bit on both of them and not realizing it, because secretly she wants that capability to be human and emotional even if she doesn't admit it, and those two represent it for her. :)

[fallingscribble]

Fllay/Yzak. I'm telling you, these two are the biggest bitches in the entire series. They're meant for each other.

Completely.

Best thing ever: Kankurou/Kakashi. That, I can't believe I read and liked.

[kumagoro_usagi]

OMG. I like Rukia/Ichigo/Orihime too!

But nobody will write the fanfiction ;_; and there is so much lemon potiental in this threesome!!