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[annwyd]

Right. Because fandom is being retarded, let's ignore it and instead have some totally pointless pairing memeage!

I'll do it for Bleach, Naruto, and Gundam SEED, because really, those are the only series I have a fuckload of pairings for.

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Naruto: Naruto/Sakura. But less because the pairing itself sucks and more because it would fuck up the Team 7 dynamics, and also the fandom sucks ass.
asldjkfas The fandom would be terrible. The only thing I could cling to before exploding is that Sasuke wouldn’t be evil.

Gundam SEED: Athrun/Meyrin. You don't fuck with The OT4.
I need to watch SEED even more if there is an OT4. I’m such an orgy whore.

Naruto: Itachi/Sasuke. Everyone gets to molest Sasuke, even when it's horrible and wrong.
Especially when it’s horrible and wrong. But the healthy fluff needs to stop.

Naruto: Kabuto/Sasuke.
I need to try that. Because I like breaking Sasuke and Kabuto would do it so well.

Naruto: Orochimaru/Sasuke. So horrible and wrong, and yet I can't look away. D:
No one can. XD

Bleach: Byakuya/Rukia. It would be so very wrong for both of them and so appallingly pretty and plausible.
And hand porn.

Naruto: Neji/Gai. I am totally sold on them being awesome in general together, but I have trouble feeling the romance.
Crack about Gai being a slut aside, I do have trouble seeing either character romantic. I see it more as a sort of connection in which team Gai is married but only Lee and Tenten have sex.

Okay, so Yoruichi has sexual tension with everybody.
That reminds me - I need to write Yoruichi/Sasuke. They’d re-define UST.

Naruto: Lee/Tenten. It's used as a sideship by NejiHina/NaruSaku fans, and I have so many friends who love NejiTen, but--they're so cute! How can I resist!
And Tenten has a personality around Lee!

Naruto: Kakashi/Sasuke. Mmm, delicious twisted teacher/student not-quite-parental dynamics!
And Sasuke gets to be molested!

Bleach: Tatsuki/Orihime. Admittedly, I was already shipping IchiRuki after the first chapter, but TatsuHime was the first pairing to totally own me. And as cute as the various other Orihime pairings are (she's the Little Black Dress of Bleach), I will always adore this one.
Why is there so little fic for them?

"Favorite DominanceBattleShip":
Naruto: I'm going to be predictable and say Naruto/Sasuke, because you know, it is the most important single relationship in the series, even if I ultimately prefer it platonic.
Why do fans forget the ‘battle’ part, though? I mean, I can think of exactly one fic in which the sex is violent.

Any reason fandom is extra dumb?

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I'll TRY. But Bleach is really hard for me to write for some reason.

[annwyd]

I need to try that. Because I like breaking Sasuke and Kabuto would do it so well.

You do. Have you seen the bit I wrote for it in the alphabet meme? I enjoyed that.

I mean, I can think of exactly one fic in which the sex is violent.

I hope it's one other than "Three Weeks, She Sleeps," since I would be really sad if my fic was the only NaruSasu fic with violent sex that you could find.

And yes, there is a mad OT4 in SEED (well, sort of--two of the het pairings involved are kind of meh, since one has no romantic tension whatsoever and the other is a healthy sibling bond, but as a whole, The OT4 is what drives the series), and you need to see it already.

I need an icon for The OT4.

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You do. Have you seen the bit I wrote for it in the alphabet meme? I enjoyed that.
Although I’ve been having trouble writing anything but crack lately. I’ve got ideas for angst - I always do - but I’m just not motivated to write.

And did see the Kabuto/Sasuke bit you did and I enjoyed it. I’m not sure if I’ll ever do KabuSasu since I’m not sure how well I can do Kabuto.

I hope it's one other than "Three Weeks, She Sleeps," since I would be really sad if my fic was the only NaruSasu fic with violent sex that you could find.
Oh, I didn’t think about that. So, two it fics it is! Though I’m sure there’s some SasuNaru that’s violent, but I hate Sasuke being on top and Naruto being on the bottom and the SasuNaru is characterized so badly most of the time.

And yes, there is a mad OT4 in SEED (well, sort of--two of the het pairings involved are kind of meh, since one has no romantic tension whatsoever and the other is a healthy sibling bond, but as a whole, The OT4 is what drives the series), and you need to see it already.
I just need to download the torrent again because I lost it.

[annwyd]

I thought you'd already downloaded it. Oh well--you should be able to find the torrent on mininova.org.

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No. I mean I forgot where I put the thing that plays the torrent.