So I'm on the elliptical at the gym and this atrociously skinny 40-yr old bleach blonde in full makeup and a sports bra and spandex leggings walks over to the cardio bay and gets on the elliptical next to mine.  Whatever, I'm in my zone, on an endorphin high, I'm fucking awesome, I'm not bothered.  Only a few seconds after she's started a guy ( Read more... )

I don't know wtf went different today but I got overheated and weary at the gym and threw up not even halfway through my workout.  What the hell, now my leg muscles are gonna be uneven ( Read more... )