Lessons learned from spring break:
- Chewing copious amounts of gum will NOT prevent your ears from popping.
- Getting on a plane with a pre-existing earache = excruciating pain.
- Greyhound Bus Services is NOT an efficient way to travel. I suggest hitchhiking.
- Although inefficient in its travelling services, you will meet some damn interesting people while waiting at the Greyhound station.
- An untreated sinus infection can (and will, for yours truly) result in pink eye.
- Listen to potheads when they tell you what eyedrops will work to remove redness. Rohto V Cooling and Redness Relief eye drops = freaking amazing!
- Every bar in Nashville, no matter how small, has a stage.
- Savannah, GA is insane during St.Patrick’s day weekend.
- Fried green tomatoes, although a popular southern food item, are not good.
- Eating healthy is damn near impossible to do in the South.
- Spring break, no matter how long it lasts, will never be long enough.