Greendale Community College- Thursday evening

Oct 11, 2012 17:00

Abed hadn't broken yet.

Annie had missed today's classes. She'd missed several meals before they had finally ordered in Chinese. She'd been trapped in a room with these people for over a day and hated them all by now and she wanted to go home, and sleep, and maybe watch something that wasn't just Abed sitting there.

"Is it on pause?" Duncan finally asked, sounding exhausted.

"No," Annie said, just a little tensely. "That's just him."
Finally tiring of it, she walked into the other room, hand on her hip, and opened the door. "Sorry you've been waiting... 26 hours," she told Abed. It's just gonna be another five minutes."

"Okey-dokey," Abed said with a nod.

As soon as Annie closed the door, Duncan asked, "Why won't he leave?" sounding close to a sob.

"Professor," Garrett called.

"What?" Duncan asked, voice muffled from burying his face in his hands.

"I'm sorry. This guy's not moving. I have classes to go to."

"Fine," Duncan said, watching Garrett get up from the desk with his stuff and head for the door. "Go kill John Lennon again, you loser." Then he looked back at the television, all but defeated. "He's ruined my study. He's warped the Duncan Principle. Damn you, you outlying piece of datum!"

Hitting the TV was probably not his smartest move, because after a few "ahhh"s of pain, he looked up at Annie. "It's you. It's your fault."

"But... you told me to bring subjects," Annie reminded him.

"Yeah, subjects! Not Rain Man! I never should have let you into this lab, Miss Annie Fanny Panties in a Bunch!"

"Oh. Oh, that's sooooo hilarious!" she said mockingly. "Did you think of that the last time you skipped a trip to the dentist?"

"Let me answer that question with another question," he said, and then proceeded to blow raspberries at her, throwing things from his desk and jumping up and down yelling, "IT'S NOT FAIR! IT'S NOT FAIR!" When he noticed the others writing his reaction instead of Abed's, he stopped. "What are you doing? Stop... STOP WRITING. Get out of here! Get out of here, you bunch of dorks!"

Annie watched everyone flee the crazy man screaming at them quickly, but Annie stayed by the door to Abed's room, staring in shock. So Duncan again turned on her, because there was no one left. "You have destroyed the Duncan Principle!" he shouted, and then ran from the room, slamming the door.

And Annie was alone.

Frowning, she opened the door to Abed's room. "GO HOME," she told him, and closed the door again.

She could still hear him on the video as he said, "Cool. See ya!" and heard him finally, finally leave the room.

[NFB, NFI, OOC just fine. From 1x4, Social Psychology. Oh, John Oliver, come back.]

garrett, 1x04: social psychology, professor duncan, abed

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