Walking lulz/not
Just finished my walking class, thank God I only have to do it two more times... wanna know the only thing grosser than sweaty hair?
That'd be getting sweaty hair when your hair hasn't dried from your shower, so I don't actually know if this is just regular wet hair, or sweaty wet hair. I know it's a mixture of the two, but I don't know the RATIO, and that's kinda crucial for the grossness factor.
ANYways, couple of things occurred during the walk that I felt like sharing.
First, I saw a dead snake. It was both cool and sad, as it was an adorable little dirt snake who never hurt anybody.
Second. So the teacher pretty much always walks at about the same pace, and I'm pretty much always about ohhh let's say a minute to a minute and a half ahead of him? So he passes me this morning, and I'm like "WHAT I MUST BE GOING SLOWER THAN NORMAL" so I speed up. And I start getting way out of breath, and I'm like "WHAT APPARENTLY I'M SLOW AND UNUSUALLY OUT OF SHAPE THIS MORNING THIS IS WEIRD." So then we get to the turn-around point, and I'm like "WTF MAN THIS IS ODD" so I check my phone? And not only was he just walking fast, but I got to the turn-around a good five to ten minutes before usual, panicking all the while that I was going slowly. So yeah. I feel tricked.
THIRD THIRD THIRD OKAY THIS IS WEIRD GUYS. So I'm walking, right? And I see this black thing on the sidewalk, and I get closer, and I'm like "HUH THAT'S WEIRD THAT LOOKS LIKE A KNIFE HANDLE." And it is. And I get a bit further along, and lying in the road is like an EIGHT- OR NINE-INCH KNIFE BLADE JUST HANGING OUT THERE.
So yeah, that was a little creep.
Also, apparently the vending machine guy just came by, because my bottle of water is epically not chilled. ;A; EDIT: No, turns out the machine is broken. WHICH SUCKS!
I think that's everything. ^^;
That'd be getting sweaty hair when your hair hasn't dried from your shower, so I don't actually know if this is just regular wet hair, or sweaty wet hair. I know it's a mixture of the two, but I don't know the RATIO, and that's kinda crucial for the grossness factor.
ANYways, couple of things occurred during the walk that I felt like sharing.
First, I saw a dead snake. It was both cool and sad, as it was an adorable little dirt snake who never hurt anybody.
Second. So the teacher pretty much always walks at about the same pace, and I'm pretty much always about ohhh let's say a minute to a minute and a half ahead of him? So he passes me this morning, and I'm like "WHAT I MUST BE GOING SLOWER THAN NORMAL" so I speed up. And I start getting way out of breath, and I'm like "WHAT APPARENTLY I'M SLOW AND UNUSUALLY OUT OF SHAPE THIS MORNING THIS IS WEIRD." So then we get to the turn-around point, and I'm like "WTF MAN THIS IS ODD" so I check my phone? And not only was he just walking fast, but I got to the turn-around a good five to ten minutes before usual, panicking all the while that I was going slowly. So yeah. I feel tricked.
THIRD THIRD THIRD OKAY THIS IS WEIRD GUYS. So I'm walking, right? And I see this black thing on the sidewalk, and I get closer, and I'm like "HUH THAT'S WEIRD THAT LOOKS LIKE A KNIFE HANDLE." And it is. And I get a bit further along, and lying in the road is like an EIGHT- OR NINE-INCH KNIFE BLADE JUST HANGING OUT THERE.
So yeah, that was a little creep.
Also, apparently the vending machine guy just came by, because my bottle of water is epically not chilled. ;A; EDIT: No, turns out the machine is broken. WHICH SUCKS!
I think that's everything. ^^;