Fortune Cookie

May 02, 2010 13:09

I'm thinking of trying something new. Whenever I get a fortune cookie, I'll put it up here. Fun, y/y? Also, I just feel like complaining about this latest fortune I just got at lunch.

"Smile and rejoice, fortune is smiling on you."

...WHAT? That's just... that's so not acceptable! That tells me nothing! Even adding "in bed" does little to make it worth while.

Meanwhile, what'd Kasey get?

"Patience is bitter, but its fruits are sweet."

IN BED.

See, that one works!

with a penis, in bed, friends are friends, kasey

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