Wooo hey guys I'm baaaaack! No fic, but I do have a rambling attempt to explain the movie Takers because apparently it's funny! And yes, I'm cautiously poking some fic ideas again, so hopefully fic will be occurring again soon enough.
You know what this is like? It's like you went out and ate a million tons of sugar and then forgot meds and than didn't sleep for a while and then you just turn to someone all glassy eyed and are like 'DUUUUUUUUUUDE. THIS MOVIE. I'MMA GOING TO TELL YOU ABOUT THIS MOVIE. SIT YO ASS BACK DOWN.' and then this.
IN OTHER WORDS IT'S KINDA EPIC.
And also. That first sentence has to be like, 200 words long, right? Right?
And then shit goes down and Chris Brown is eating ice cream and staring at a blonde chick's ass and then he shoots the dirty cop oh wait but we only just learned he's dirty sorry I told you that early and then like. Okay. THAT. THAT IS EPIC. IDK. I LOVE YOU ALL LIKE OH SHIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO TELL YOU BUT IT'LL BE OK DON'T WORRY!
commit suicide by cop and just. THE SADNESS. SOBS. But maybe Chris Brown will stop singing now, so there's the silver lining I guess. THAT BAD, EH? LOL OH YOU.
FFFFF I HAD TO EDIT. FAIL. DON'T YOU DARE REPLY TO THIS BEFORE I FIX IT.
...*thinks* No no, because I'm pretty sure Idris Elba lives. Like. IDK. 90% sure. I thought he def lived, but then I read someone like "and it's heavily implied Gordon dies" and I was like "wut DID NOT GET THAT FEELING" so yeah.
Plus Hayden Christensen dies first. ;A; IT IS SO TRAGIC.
But no, the thing they did well, for me at least, was like. IDK. The black dudes were dudes who happened to be black and the white dudes were dudes who happened to be white, you know? They all had about the same general level of badass pimpness and GQMFness.
Except for Chris Brown, because good lord it was awkwardly apparent that man is not an actor. His character came off as, put kindly, more than a bit simple-minded.
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IN OTHER WORDS IT'S KINDA EPIC.
And also. That first sentence has to be like, 200 words long, right? Right?
And then shit goes down and Chris Brown is eating ice cream and staring at a blonde chick's ass and then he shoots the dirty cop oh wait but we only just learned he's dirty sorry I told you that early and then like. Okay. THAT. THAT IS EPIC. IDK. I LOVE YOU ALL LIKE OH SHIT I DIDN'T MEAN TO TELL YOU BUT IT'LL BE OK DON'T WORRY!
commit suicide by cop and just. THE SADNESS. SOBS. But maybe Chris Brown will stop singing now, so there's the silver lining I guess. THAT BAD, EH? LOL OH YOU.
FFFFF I HAD TO EDIT. FAIL. DON'T YOU DARE REPLY TO THIS BEFORE I FIX IT.
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Plus Hayden Christensen dies first. ;A; IT IS SO TRAGIC.
But no, the thing they did well, for me at least, was like. IDK. The black dudes were dudes who happened to be black and the white dudes were dudes who happened to be white, you know? They all had about the same general level of badass pimpness and GQMFness.
Except for Chris Brown, because good lord it was awkwardly apparent that man is not an actor. His character came off as, put kindly, more than a bit simple-minded.
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