Fic: Wedding
Title: Wedding
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: romance, humor
Rating: T
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Megan (the_me09 ) was complaining how she would've enjoyed her wedding fic way more if someone else had written it. Here you go, babe! There's also a not-so-subtle dig about the Menu Incident. See the menu in her fic, The Romanticist? Yeah. I went through HOURS of mental TORMENT before Megan decided on that menu.
Wedding
Once upon a time, Henry asked Nicholas to marry him. Nicholas said yes. Henry was excited, and Nicholas was excited too. On the day of the wedding there was a big party. Nicholas wore a beautiful tuxedo. Henry wore a beautiful dress. Henry leaned over to Nicholas and growled, "Why the hell did you pick opposite day for our wedding?" Nicholas smirked. When the old man said, "You may kiss the bride," they kissed. They had pizza, because Henry was chill like that. Then they had cupcakes for dessert. Then they went off to a little villa in Italy and sexed like nobody's business, and as far as I know, they're still alive-- still sexing to this very day in that tiny little villa in Italy.
THE END.
Fandom: Sherlock Holmes
Genre: romance, humor
Rating: T
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: Megan (the_me09 ) was complaining how she would've enjoyed her wedding fic way more if someone else had written it. Here you go, babe! There's also a not-so-subtle dig about the Menu Incident. See the menu in her fic, The Romanticist? Yeah. I went through HOURS of mental TORMENT before Megan decided on that menu.
Wedding
Once upon a time, Henry asked Nicholas to marry him. Nicholas said yes. Henry was excited, and Nicholas was excited too. On the day of the wedding there was a big party. Nicholas wore a beautiful tuxedo. Henry wore a beautiful dress. Henry leaned over to Nicholas and growled, "Why the hell did you pick opposite day for our wedding?" Nicholas smirked. When the old man said, "You may kiss the bride," they kissed. They had pizza, because Henry was chill like that. Then they had cupcakes for dessert. Then they went off to a little villa in Italy and sexed like nobody's business, and as far as I know, they're still alive-- still sexing to this very day in that tiny little villa in Italy.
THE END.