Title: Jammies
Fandom: The Expendables
Genre: fluffy fluff humor fluff
Rating: K+
Disclaimer: If I owned it, the gay would be way more obvious.
Summary: One day Barney comes in a bit earlier than usual.
Jammies
One morning Barney comes in a bit earlier than usual. He takes the elevator upstairs, humming tunelessly under his breath, and steps out into Tool's sitting room.
Tool stops on his way to the bathroom. He's wearing blue flannel pajama pants with motorcycles on them and fluffy black slippers.
Tool coughs.
Barney raises an eyebrow.
Tool blushes and hurries into the bathroom to shower.
Barney shakes his head and goes to the kitchen to get some coffee started.