CHEESE PORN

Oct 13, 2010 21:05

Hey guys, I have a confession to make.

I'm kind of hardcore about cheese. So is unsettledink .

unsettledfic: ANNNE .... WRITE ME SOME CHEESE PRON.
Anneka: HOT MELTY MUENSTER DRIPPING THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE BAGEL ONTO THE PLATE
unsettledfic: IDEK.
Anneka: STICKING, STRETCHING OUT WHEN YOU PICK IT UP
unsettledfic: I JUST, WANT ... HOT, MELTY, GOOOEY, CHEESE ON CHEESE ACTION
unsettledfic: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Anneka: AND YOU FINALLY POP IT INTO YOUR MOUTH SO WARM AND GOOEY AND DELIGHTFULLY CHEESY
Anneka: unnnnnnnnnnnnnnnf
unsettledfic: UNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNF
Anneka: CHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESE WHY SO AMAZING?????
unsettledfic: DUDE. GIVE ME CHEESE PRON COMMENT FIC AND I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER
Anneka: i feel like nobody gets our cheese porn thing

SERIOUSLY. IL CHEESE LIKE ORGASM. NO LIE.

thatsleon offers his no-longer-jailbait thoughts!

mommyslilremnant: I want anthropomorphic cheese porn now, though
Anneka: xD
mommyslilremnant: gay cheese
mommyslilremnant: who wouldn't want it
Anneka: parmesan tilted her head back, moaning at the images that whirled through her mind. muenster pinning cheddar to the bed, fucking him long and deep and thorough until cheddar was melting, wobbly and soft with pleasure.
Anneka: LIKE THAT?
mommyslilremnant: LMFAO
mommyslilremnant: melting, wobbly, and soft with pleasure
mommyslilremnant: yes
mommyslilremnant: best thing ever
mommyslilremnant: parmesan's a kinky little fucker
mommyslilremnant: into mutilation or something
mommyslilremnant: fantasizes about grater

PARMESAN'S A KINKY LITTLE FUCKER. T-SHIRT, PLZ.

Anneka: THINK ABOUT MUENSTER FUCKING CHEDDAR INTO THE CHEESE PLATE
unsettledfic: .....mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Anneka: JIZZING CHEESE WHIZ EVERYWHERE
unsettledfic: man, the mix of unf and nom is slightly disturbing
unsettledfic: ...cheese whiz. eeew
unsettledfic: how about cream?
unsettledfic: or .... a really soft cheese? Brie
Anneka: no no no
Anneka: cheese whiz is only thing that can be jizz
Anneka: cream is too off-topic
Anneka: cream is like lube
Anneka: and brie is a CHEESEPERSON, DAMMIT
unsettledfic: cheese whiz is so gross though!
Anneka: STOP ACTING LIKE HE'S JUST SOME SEX TOY
unsettledfic: it's not even CHEESE
unsettledfic: LOL
Anneka: HE'S A LIVING BREATHING CHEESEPERSON
unsettledfic: LOLOLLOL
unsettledfic: WRITE THAT
Anneka: JUST BECAUSE YOU AREN'T A SOFT CHEESE
Anneka: THAT DOES *NOT* GIVE YOU THE RIGHT TO JUDGE
Anneka: YOU'RE JUST A SOFTCHEESEOPHOBIC PRICK, AREN'T YOU, YOU YOU YOU HARD CHEESE LOVER!
unsettledfic: I AM CLAPPING MY HANDS IN GLEE OVER HERE
unsettledfic: SO MUCH GLEE
Anneka: you know you know
Anneka: I HOPE SOME DAY SOON
Anneka: THEY REPEAL DON'T POKE IN ORDER TO ASCERTAIN FIRMNESS DON'T TELL
Anneka: SO THOSE BRAVE SOFT CHEESES
Anneka: WHO DIE FOR OUR CHEESE COMPANY
unsettledfic: LOL
Anneka: CAN SERVE WITH PRIDE
Anneka: INSTEAD OF HIDING IN THE SHADOWS
Anneka: ASHAMED OF HOW SOFT THEY ARE

unsettledink , you should be ASHAMED of yourself. So judgmental!

oh slash, thoughts on life, unsettled is my bitch and goddess, friends are friends, cheeeeeeeese, thatsleon is my chuck norris

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