Guys. This site.
Omegle. ILISM.
This is the best conversation I've had so far.
Stranger: hi, how's it going?
You: eh
Stranger: that's cool
Stranger: you should visit www.clownpenisfart.net/
You: ...nice URL
Stranger: it's a great way to not meet people
You: a refreshing approach
Stranger: it's the new advertising...anit-advertising
You: ...*anti
Stranger: no anit
You: oh really?
Stranger: yeah...cuz i hate being wrong
You: ...you're wrong on a great many levels, my dear
You: but then
You: it's the internet
You: we all are
Stranger: speak for yourself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Don't bother with the link, btw. Lame lame lame. Some shit video. Seriously. With a URL like that, you'd think it'd HAVE to be good-- BUT IT'S NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT.