Funny stuff
Because we could all use some laughs, y/y?
1. "Hello...there's no topping on my pizza..." This was played on a local radio station today, and the DJs seemed to think the "customer" was really that dumb. I was glad to find out it was a prank call, but I admit I almost choked laughing at the "punchline". The DJs asked people to call in with true customer-service stories about InDUHviduals who asked for help. Here are two funny examples:
A. Guy works in a ski shop. Man comes in and rants, "I bought these ski boots two days ago and they don't fit any more!" Guy notices Man is wearing boots on wrong feet. Guy takes boots into back room, turns on several noisy tools, pretends to work on shoes. Guy returns to customer, puts boots on correct feet. Customer sighs with happiness. Workers snigger at customer as he leaves ski shop.
B. Another Guy works in a fast-food shop. Customer comes in holding a "Blizzard" and rants, "There are no chocolate chips in my Blizzard!!" Guy says, "You should probably return it to Dairy Queen...which is next door." (He worked at Hardee's.)
2. From AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com, here's a NSFW or school photo of a happy family with a walrus. But my favorite is this Hitchcockian composition. There are plenty more weird photos here. Be sure to read the comments.
1. "Hello...there's no topping on my pizza..." This was played on a local radio station today, and the DJs seemed to think the "customer" was really that dumb. I was glad to find out it was a prank call, but I admit I almost choked laughing at the "punchline". The DJs asked people to call in with true customer-service stories about InDUHviduals who asked for help. Here are two funny examples:
A. Guy works in a ski shop. Man comes in and rants, "I bought these ski boots two days ago and they don't fit any more!" Guy notices Man is wearing boots on wrong feet. Guy takes boots into back room, turns on several noisy tools, pretends to work on shoes. Guy returns to customer, puts boots on correct feet. Customer sighs with happiness. Workers snigger at customer as he leaves ski shop.
B. Another Guy works in a fast-food shop. Customer comes in holding a "Blizzard" and rants, "There are no chocolate chips in my Blizzard!!" Guy says, "You should probably return it to Dairy Queen...which is next door." (He worked at Hardee's.)
2. From AwkwardFamilyPhotos.com, here's a NSFW or school photo of a happy family with a walrus. But my favorite is this Hitchcockian composition. There are plenty more weird photos here. Be sure to read the comments.