Happy Halloween

Oct 31, 2005 21:50


Top 10 Signs You Are Too Old To Trick Or Treat
10. You get winded from knocking on the door.

9. You forget why you are knocking on the door.

8. You ask for high fiber candy only.

7. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.

6. When someone drops candy in your bag, you lose your balance.

5. People say, "Great Boris Karloff Mask", and you're not wearing a mask.

4. By the end of the night you have a bag full of restraining orders.

3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.

2. You're the only Power Ranger with a walker.

1. You keep having to go home to pee.

Halloween went okay. I had to take notes at a borrrrring meeting today at work. ZZZZZZZ. I was lucky I didn't fall asleep while taking notes, especially since I typing in front of maybe 40 people, and I had to sit at a table that was essentially under a spotlight. Gee, I hope I didn't doze off too many times...

I left work a little early today and picked up Maya at 5:00 p.m. When we got home, she put on her cheerleader costume. We left the house around 5:45 and Trick-or-Treated until 7:00 p.m. Maya even did a peppy little TRICK! OR! TREAT! cheer at the first few houses. I swear she came back with about 3 lb. of candy *headdesk* She seemed really tired this evening, then at bedtime she said she had a bad sore throat and was having trouble swallowing. So I gave her some kids' Tylenol, a cup of crushed ice and a Cold-Eeze cough drop to suck on. I hope she feels better tomorrow morning. I've felt a bit under-the-weather myself today. I hope she and I aren't coming down with the same thing. Mr. Annearchy stayed home (as usual) and handed out candy at the front door. We bought only 2 bags of candy and didn't manage to give it all out. *shrugs*

Good luck to quidditchmom and any of y'all who are starting NaNoWriMo on Tuesday. I hope you're all WINNERS on November 30th. Been there, done that, way too tired to try it again this year ;)

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