Mar 28, 2004 01:38
If you've ever seen the shirt I have that has to do with Leonardo diCaprio and Sex, this is by the guys who created that. They made a radio show with random dialogues. Here for the first time translated into ENGLISH!
Episode 1: Stupid old cows
This is the answering machine of Stermann. A message for Grissemann: I am home right now and also speaking. The funny thing is, that I’m only imitating the answering machine. Beep.
Really funny, Stermann. I can’t stop laughing actually. Now seriously. I am expecting guests this evening.
Who’s coming?
My twin sisters.
You have twin sisters?
Yes, but I’ve never told you anything about it. The three are significantly older than me. A whole other generation. They live in Guatemala.
Ah. Will you look at that? … Three old women are sitting on my cow in the backyard. Go away, you old hags!
What do you call your cow?
Donkey.
What?
My cow’s name is Donkey.
But you also have a donkey?
Exactly, now guess what its name is.
Cow?
Noo. Also Donkey.
Yes, okay. Well, my 3 twin sisters are coming today.
Didn’t you kill them years ago?
Those were my sisters from Malaysia. Those that are coming today are from Guatemala.
Do you know Albrecht Duerer, Mr. Grissemann? He was also a guta Mala.
Listen. My sisters work at the fair. As women without torsos.
And so?
Yes, uh. I want to go for a walk with my sisters this evening. How could that happen, without torsos? Now I wanted to ask you if you could lend me 3 pairs of rental legs, going out vaginas and traveling butts until the day after tomorrow.
That’s unbelievable! … Enough! Get down! Hey! Stupid old hags! Those 3 old women are now sitting on my salamander in the backyard in the salamander stall. Poor Donkey!
What do you mean? Does that work?
Which size?
Medium.
I currently have 3 size medium going out vaginas in the wherehouse. But the traveling butts are currently only available in XXL. Very large. Rental legs are a problem. I only have one very short one here.
Mmh. Then I’ll have to inquire somewhere else.
Now! I’m going to call the cops. Those 3 grandmas are sitting on my birds and flying around the backyard. I’m gonna show them!
Could you recommend me to someone else in town from whom I could borrow 5 rental-legs for my sisters?
Why don’t you try Ms. Carnival. She has a bunch of stuff like that too. Ears and the like.
Could you put the pieces I wanted on hold?
I’ll wrap them for you. Goodbye.
Goodbye.