My tweets
- Wed, 06:57: An OAP walking her dog had a go at me for taking the bin down in my dressing gown and pjs. At 0645. I barely left my driveway to put the bin in place. Ugh, people. I'm sure she's a fucking June Cleaver and wears a string of pearls to put her bin out....
- Wed, 07:04: Meet Winifred. Points to anyone who knows why I named her Winifred. https://t.co/eZYNchtzNd
- Wed, 07:17: Clean laundry is a great place to nap. #HexeVonFluffington #tortylove https://t.co/qRre7TZs0o