Also I have writer's block tonight.

[annakovsky]

I have moved! I am neither lost nor dead! It just turns out that moving is sort of time-consuming. I swear, I got to Kentucky and had to start taking my items out of boxes and it was like, Goddddddd, didn't I just put all this stuff INTO boxes? This is bullshit

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[annakovsky]

M, THE BONES IS LIKE THE MOST AMAZING THING. WHY DID I NOT WATCH IT BEFORE? Seriously, does every episode end with them eating food and bonding? Because I AM PRETTY INTO THAT. Also, seriously, I've seen only a few episodes and he's already told her she's pretty, and when she didn't have sex with his brother her coworker told her that's good, because sleeping with his brother would be a creepy proxy for sleeping with him. Lololol. Also it's pretty hilarious, I legit lol like two or three times an episode.

(SVU. How is it so ridiculous? Did you see the finale? Because I hadn't been watching but it ended with her SLAPPING ELLIOT HARD IN THE FACE LIKE THREE TIMES AND THEN MAKING OUT WITH A MURDERER IN FRONT OF HIM BECAUSE SHE "WANTED HIM TO WATCH." Wtf, SVU, wtf!)

Ahahahahaha, oh God, that is like exactly a scene from my own life having moved back it's a little terrifying. The night of Kevin's engagement my internal monologue at EVERY PAUSE AT DINNER was, "So... Kevin Jonas got engaged. NO, DON'T SAY IT." At EVERY SINGLE PAUSE. I did manage to hold out two days before volunteering that fact to my mother, which I feel was a heroic effort deserving of medals.

PS I NEED A THE BONES ICON.

[irishmizzy]

PRETTY MUCH EVERY SINGLE ONE, unless they're doing something even more wonderful, like... celebrating Christmas. God, it is so legit hilarious and every week it's just super joyful. Wait until you see any of the ones where they're forced to go ~*undercover*~. I'm just really glad there are some fanfic writers who made it big in Hollywood is all. AND I WILL DIE FROM JOY IF YOU WRITE FIC, JUST FYI.

(Oh God, I saw 5 minutes of the finale but it was those exact 5 minutes and I was like "OH NO, DO NOT WANT. HOW DO I MAKE IT STOP?" Every time I think that show's hit rock bottom, it's like oh no, here's a lower place!)

Hahaha, THAT IS HEROIC. I will construct a medal for you out of yogurt lids and paperclips. I'd better not find it in the trash at the end of the day.

[annakovsky]

Oh my God, they celebrate Christmas together???? OFFFF COURSE THEY DO. God, I am going to die of joy if I keep watching. OMG I SAW ONE WHERE THEY WENT UNDERCOVER AS "NEWLYWEDS" except she was opposed to marriage, so they were just engaged to be engaged and he wore SUSPENDERS and BOXED and he made her dress in sexy clothes and they both talked in hilarious accents? Like, HOW IS THAT ALLOWED TO BE ON MY TV? Also, textually they totally did it in that episode, right? I mean, in my head they sure did.

WEREN'T THOSE FIVE MINUTES THE WORST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED? Seriously, that show is the best comedy on television, but it was just like five minutes of constant lol wut! How do they even manage to do something worse than the monkey in the basketball or the pizza bomb or the turning on the sun???????

[pennylane83]

WELL THERE WAS ONLY ONE BED IN THAT HOTEL ROOM. So it's pretty much a given that the did it, if you want my opinion on the matter.

[annakovsky]

AUGH, WAS THERE SERIOUSLY ONLY ONE BED? Haha, I must've missed it since they drew no attention to it, since it wasn't weird for them, since they've ALWAYS BEEN DOING IT. Holy crap.

[irishmizzy]

HAHAHA ROXIE AND TONYYYY. SEXYTIMES IN VEGAS. After they did it, Bones successfully compartmentalized it as "sometimes things happen when you're undercover and you never think about them again." Booth, on the other hand, hasn't been the same since.

[annakovsky]

HAHAHAHA. God, that is canonically exactly how they would both react. Though I bet Bones still thinks sometimes about how he looked all beat up. THERE'S JUST SOMETHING HOT ABOUT BLACK EYES, IS ALL.