I wish I were in real fandoms.
So I'm going to go ahead and call it: Worst Emmys Ever?????? Eight words: "Josh Groban performs 30 classic TV theme songs." And I can't believe that was EVEN WORSE THAN IT SOUNDS LIKE IT'S GOING TO BE.
Literally the only good part was Ricky Gervais talking about THE ONLY GOOD PART FROM LAST YEAR. Emmys, you are eating your own tail. Well, okay, it was also funny when Heidi Klum called David Boreanaz's show "The Bones." I'm not going to lie to you, that is canonically what I am going to call that show from here on out. God, and I thought last year's Emmys were bad.
moireach just emailed me and said,
"The summer after she turned 16, Ninotchka "Nina" Garcia found herself in the crossfire of a mafia shoot-out. [source]
Doesn't that sound like the first line of a fic from an amazing alternate universe where there's a huge HP-esque Project Runway fandom?"
YES, YES IT DOES. It makes me want a series of hypothetical first lines of fic from small fandoms, if the fandoms were HP-esque.
-- The morning Barnabas "Barney" Stinson woke up to find himself a woman was in all other respects completely average.
-- No one knows what Pam Beesly once was, and that's the way she likes it and that's why she's so displeased when the ghost of Michael Scott shows up in her closet on Tuesday.
-- The worst thing about being a vampire, Liz Lemon discovers, is that sandwiches have lost their taste.
-- If there's one thing that Dick Winters didn't anticipate, it was the black hole in his back 40.
NOW YOU PLAY.
Moving on: SEASON TWO OF LIFE PREMIERES ON HULU TODAY. You guys should go watch it, it is an AWESOME SHOW in general, and I'm super psyched for season 2.
In conclusion, wow, I did not know that Stephen Colbert and Jason Jones are so comfortable with each other's personal space.
Literally the only good part was Ricky Gervais talking about THE ONLY GOOD PART FROM LAST YEAR. Emmys, you are eating your own tail. Well, okay, it was also funny when Heidi Klum called David Boreanaz's show "The Bones." I'm not going to lie to you, that is canonically what I am going to call that show from here on out. God, and I thought last year's Emmys were bad.
moireach just emailed me and said,
"The summer after she turned 16, Ninotchka "Nina" Garcia found herself in the crossfire of a mafia shoot-out. [source]
Doesn't that sound like the first line of a fic from an amazing alternate universe where there's a huge HP-esque Project Runway fandom?"
YES, YES IT DOES. It makes me want a series of hypothetical first lines of fic from small fandoms, if the fandoms were HP-esque.
-- The morning Barnabas "Barney" Stinson woke up to find himself a woman was in all other respects completely average.
-- No one knows what Pam Beesly once was, and that's the way she likes it and that's why she's so displeased when the ghost of Michael Scott shows up in her closet on Tuesday.
-- The worst thing about being a vampire, Liz Lemon discovers, is that sandwiches have lost their taste.
-- If there's one thing that Dick Winters didn't anticipate, it was the black hole in his back 40.
NOW YOU PLAY.
Moving on: SEASON TWO OF LIFE PREMIERES ON HULU TODAY. You guys should go watch it, it is an AWESOME SHOW in general, and I'm super psyched for season 2.
In conclusion, wow, I did not know that Stephen Colbert and Jason Jones are so comfortable with each other's personal space.