LMAO - and I SWEAR I am not making this up!!
I write like
J. K. Rowling
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I used part of And I'll Tell You No Lies for this thing, so I guess you could take this as proof that H/D really is canon - after all, if I write like JKR, who's to say I'm not JKR? And who's to say she doesn't secretly ship H/D? And sign up for H/D fests under an alias?
... though come to think of it the snippet I used had no sex whatsoever, and scarcely a mention of Draco, so yeah, never mind ;)
::wanders off, still LMAO::