Bitch Pitch eins:
HOLY HELL my cousins are Hell spawn. HELL. SPAWN.

They wanna come over and play with my brother. I'm alone and have to watch three children and a teething puppy. Dumbass me says: "Sure! Why not?"

I do believe I forgot how SPOILED ROTTEN and FUCKING MESSY they were. The vaccuum(sp?) shall get a work out tomorrow.

Now I'm too tired to ( Read more... )