Virtually nothing...
Someone strangled my computer monitor. With bulging eyes and blue lips, it limps through these last days on crippled legs, leaving a slimy trail of technogarbage behind. A sickly green hue oozes from the corners of my television, covering the bottom half of the screen in a mossy fog. And my DVD player arbitrarily decides which movies I can and cannot watch. It's different every day. Fickle little fucker is making a valiant run at causing schizophrenia in all my hardware.
Your appliances are not safe around me.
Your appliances are not safe around me.