I don't mean to fall off the face of the earth. Sometimes it just happens.

[ann_gwish]

I don't understand the purpose of revolving doors. I am convinced they were created, with their walls of mini sliced glass, just to amuse people in or outside watching the monkeys try to make their way round and round. I stepped on my shoelace whilst revolving today and nearly smacked my head into the stupid beast.

The world is filled with dangerous contraptions.