Yesterday I got to ride a bike for a first time in a long time. It was my brother's friend's bike, and it was grey, so I called Silver, like in IT by Stephen King. But enough of the book-nard stuff, because it took every ounce of self-control that I had not to say "HI-YO SILVER... AWAY!" as I opened the gate and then started pedalling ( Read more... )

Today I comandeered one of those mobility scooters that old folk use to get themselves from A to B. It was in my neighbour's garage and she has gone on a trip with other old folk to Barcelona, to play Bingo or something. I took it for a little trip around the neighbourhood, waving at several people as I went. It was quite exciting, and I felt like ( Read more... )

I got my internet back, hoorah!

Anyway... me and my pal Andrew were recently at a concert when we I spotted a boy who looked like Napoleon Dynamite hanging out in the crowd. HERE HE IS:


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