Picked up from
yahtzee63:
Pick up the nearest book to you.
Turn to page 45.
The first sentence describes your sex life in 2012.
Why 45? Why not 69? or 32? Well, okay, 45 it is:
Being confident and happy in your own skin is possible, and wonderful, no matter what size you are.
Oh, come ON. How goody-goody is that?
Bah. OTOH, could have been worse.